Personal ad:
Currently Looking for a girlfriend for at least the summer. Must have at least 2 eyes, a nose, and a nice smile. (when summer is over you can go back to not being my girlfriend if you want)
Offering concerts, bad jokes, OBO
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I didn’t watch a single second of The Bachelor, but I have watched Arie Luyendyk Jr. race off road trucks and judging by that alone, I’m guessing he crashed and burned in The Bachelor too.