Franz Ferdinand

Heir to the Austrian-Hungarian empire. Playing Lil Wayne to pass the weekend. I'll get married... Eventually.

Mariam Khan - P.6

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

And now Austria-Hungary is not even an empire at all. I'm really out here doing double-takes from the grave
#KOWWI21
@AlisonDawe1

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Such a shame the mighty and powerful Austria-Hungary was pushed into an armistice. I would've handled it much more gracefully.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

I'm very fond of this new treaty we've drawn up. The treaty of Brest-Litovsk means mother Russia is off our backs, for now.

@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Happy Russian revolution, I guess.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Phosgene poison gas! All this death stuff wasn't around when I was young. If you're a 60's kid, you'll know the only 💥stuff we knew of was machine guns, and France, England and Germany had the monopoly anyways.
#TweetingFromTheGrave
#KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

So Bulgaria is in on this now, huh?
Good to see a Slavic ally join the fray, but don't think you deserve all the spoils when this is over. I saw what you did in the Balkan Wars
#TweetingFromTheGrave
#KOWWI21 @AlisonDawe1

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

I see Germany failed in it's attempted takeover of Verdun. I would've handled it much more effectively
#TweetingFromTheGrave
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Remember when we all thought this would be over by Christmas?
☠️☠️☠️
#TweetingFromTheGrave
#KOWW121
@AlisonDawe1

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

@sophferdinand What are we going to do about our children. Maximilian looks depressed. Mini Sophie has the nose of a carrot and Ernst...

Oh nevermind, we're dead anyways
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

I'm having a premonition...my grave will turn the world into an international graveyard
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

I'm out here in the grave still sneezing and coughing like a diseased cat. This is my message telling you all to find peace, not conflict.
Except Hungary, you don't deserve a place in the empire.

#KOWWI21
@AlisonDawe1

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

@daemperorfranzZ @AlisonDawe1 All my work to make Russia our friend is down the toilet
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

@WilhelminaHele2 @AlisonDawe1 I did my physics homework and made a time machine during a global pandemic.

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

🇷🇸 Helloooo Serbia 🇷🇸
I came here for a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

As a ghost, I can't find Sophie, but I have a great view of my uncle's cosine shaped beard. It's twitching like a squirrel. Extending no-shave November was a bad idea, sir.

Oi, he's yelling about an ultimatum now.

@AlisonDawe1
#KOWWI21 #TweetingInTheAfterlife

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

@GavriloPrincip0 @AlisonDawe1 YOU UNDERDEVELOPED FIEND. When will you learn...
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Some Serb just tossed a grenade at my car. This is why I don't trust nationalists. I bet this guy has a patriotic bumper sticker too
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWWI21

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Some clarification: young brother Otto will never get the throne.
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWW121

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Babies and gents, guess who got the promo to INSPECTOR GENERAL
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWW121

[Franz Ferdinand @sicknotsickly]

Work trip! Soon going to A.H's part of Bosnia and Herzegovina with wifey
@AlisonDawe1 #KOWW121