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I cannot stfu

[noyb @sickocircus]

White girls in Chico be like “I know a spot” and then take you here

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[noyb @sickocircus]

He called Zelensky PUTIN. He called Iran JAPAN. He called Sen. Loeffler NICKI MINAJ. All within 48 hours.

[miia @miiagarro]

men lie about the most findoutable shit like please go to hell

[noyb @sickocircus]

matter of fact, I will be in the comment section of my hgs IG like it’s TikTok

[ِ @anjoazl]

Dostoevsky was right, my worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

Having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! I'm not going for that sht 😭

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m no longer searching for love. new goal is to embrace being a sexy horrible evil avoidant woman instead

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.

[noyb @sickocircus]

was not aware it was Father’s Day and thought everyone was just coincidentally hard launching their age gap relationships

[꩜ @gravedgf]

a baddies final form is truly not giving a fk if she’s single for the rest of her life

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Employers hate when you’ve got motion outside the job