Shit Steve Says

Occupation: Student and Semi-Professional Story Teller. Drops frequent controversy bombs. Doesn't give a single fuck.

ALSO - allergic to horses...

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Getting them promos in! #yikyak

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@TheYakMiester That's what she said 😏

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I'd piss off the bridge... #ImACeleb

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"Is your first language even English?" - random yikyak question... #dyslexia troubles

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Plymouth #yikyak is where it's at!

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#universitychallenge - just getting out of bed is challenging enough

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#ISIS I will end you!

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#ISurvivedHighSchoolBy Fagging...

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Chilling in my house-coat watching #ImACeleb

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Being so #dyslexic that you can't even lfie

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I'm not racist, but...

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Shoutout to @georgia_ng - my first unknown favourite! Aaayyyyy wah gwa babe

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Changed my name on Facebook so ISIS can't find me - gave my email to the arab guy in the kebab shop when I was drunk... So, yeah...

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Wedding speeches bore me... I might do mine through the medium of interpretive dance. #fabulous

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I've never eaten a dinosaur before...

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If I use my daysack at night, is it still a DAYsack? #confusedchildsoldier

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If an Emu eats a Turkey, is it cannibalism?