Con Queso

here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

I really gotta stop being shy about asking if the frontman is the one at the merch tables because 9/10 times it is and I almost always miss the opportunity to dap em up bc I’m not sure and I don’t ask😭

[Northeastern Rube @ColaWarsVeteran]

When I’m really bored at work I’ll go to the Nextdoor app and post stuff i wrote on here

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

The tummy out is killing me

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Seeing male tattoo artists post final result videos of female clients almost entirely undressed for no reason is insane like why are you posting your client with her shirt completely off in PASTIES just for small underboob or sternum tattoo???? Weird as hell

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Did not have a beer anyway lol

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Dry January is easy until I get a text to come have a beer

[bella @earlygirl__]

crazy excited to eat soup tonight

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Just watched (daytime?) television for the first time in years and yeah Jimmy Kimmel is definitely a coke head

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Also not to mention how insanely telling that is about the deceitful nature of AI is wild.

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

That google AI ad about the lost lamb toy and the parents making shitty AI edits of the lamb going on vacation to console the child while they wait to buy a new one on Amazon instead of actually telling their kid they lost the fucking lamb is so creepy

[cigarette @yolotruther]

you should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

“chatgpt is gonna take our jobs” id like to see chatgpt show up to work hungover

[ً @httpsfangs]

Pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

[cae @caegirll]

I want a husband so we can lay in bed and google things together and drink water

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Great week for very insane things to happen to me lol

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

I kinda like em a little fruity ngl

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

I don’t think anyone at the MVD is aware there are phones in their facilities

[Con Queso @sickolfuckr]

Facebook marketplace is insane people are really out here posting their minstrel memorabilia as “vintage black Americana”