Amy D

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

[Amy D @sickone09]

“3 weeks. 9+3 is 3 weeks and a day!” @obrienb7

[Amy D @sickone09]

#maga

[Amy D @sickone09]

"I wonder if there are any Pokémon in Jays right now, bc there certainly are a lot of creatures in here."

[Amy D @sickone09]

"I wish I could remember what I know about that thing I can't remember the name of it." #CRS #cantremembershit #shitnanniesays

[Amy D @sickone09]

"So celery is apparently like toothpaste for your colon, so it makes your colon taste good." #shitgaybaesays #🙄

[Amy D @sickone09]

I said it from the very moment that boy started singing in the blind auditions. #TheVoice #TeamJordan

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Blow kiss into the sun..." Who knew those were the lyrics...#TheVoice

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

Retweet to #VoiceSaveJeffery

[Amy D @sickone09]

#VoiceSaveJeffery

[Amy D @sickone09]

"I made a rookie mistake. I've got a shnazzbox of boogies and I just cut my nails."

[Amy D @sickone09]

"I wish I had someone to follow me around and take pictures of me all the time.Some of them are bound to turn out good. Right?"@sarabrooke2

[Amy D @sickone09]

"I'm a big girl Karen." --"well there's more of you to love. If you were a skinny little bitch you wouldn't be you." #karensays

[Amy D @sickone09]

"When in doubt always pluralize things."

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Once you go red you end up dead. I mean we all end up dead so it's not inaccurate."

[Amy D @sickone09]

"You are a strong girl."..."I have the thighs of a massstahh" @brandiburgess

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Are you taking shots without us? I am." @_elizabethrexon #birthdayweekend

[Amy D @sickone09]

I don't understand why people keep going in the ocean if there are sharks attacking left and right..

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Mother Nature is one fine bitch. She's a show off" @eaciccone1

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Meet me in the bathroom. I suck it so good your forehead will cave in." #dragqueens

[Amy D @sickone09]

"Bush mills tastes like nail polish remover. & I love it." #toddbowles