ImKillingIt

time to be cheap, chopped, and a chproblem

[ImKillingIt @sickoreo]

Sometimes I browse through my favorite underwear brands and think, “I would have worn it better” or “that should be me in those pics” but I’m too scared to fail

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@NostalgicVinyl_ He defended by saying porcelain is more sanitary than plastic but he just uses wet wipes at most to clean it

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One of my roommates just told me he sits on the porcelain part of the toilet. Like he puts the seat up

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

*Creature!*

[ImKillingIt @sickoreo]

The doordash customer support told me they couldn’t refund me but then they did..? I’m glad but now I have all this anger that has nowhere to go

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@lovesickseba Actually no hes filipino

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I just picked out my ingrown leg hairs and then shaved and lets just say every raised hair follicle is now a smooth bleeding wound

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Do you have a diverse friend group if your only friend is a blawasispanic non binary intersex hijabi amputee

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@ryanjlieu Use it for everything

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Rainbow dash on my train

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Happy pride abc mafia

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If you shave your bush enough times they give you a fur coat

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Lizzo is saying her album is being hidden by the algorithm and I’m not a lizzo hater but we all saw that album cover

[tani ♡ @eaudeloona]

babymetal as the dimetrescu daughters fuck it’s genius why didn’t i think of that

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@Moudelicious 2skin

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I have a boyfriend 🤪

[Josh @rightofwhey]

Gays don’t tell you when they get a bf they just stop being friendly and let you piece it together

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That’s called a waiter

[Caden @kidcadoe]

I’m a professional wedding guest at this point

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Cinderella

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Secretly wearing flamingo socks under my black and brown fit

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Roommate asked me if I wanted to use the pot he was washing while I was already using the other pot. The seasoning is already in the pot what am I gonna do? Pour what I have into another pot and then wash it? I live with IDIOTS

[ImKillingIt @sickoreo]

I’m about to crash out. Plans fell through, feeling chopped, my bestie couldn’t call, my other friend couldn’t call, my boyfriend couldn’t call, all my loudest snoring roommates are home, I plucked all my mustache hair out, I started getting hives on my chest, and I’m HUNGRY