Art Vandelay

I love Bo Nix

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything

[Art Vandelay @sickpuppy22]

@boobsenjoyer69 Fixed it for you bro

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

kenzie be like “I feel so bad”

[shmed @shmedtypeshi]

that fuckass gradey dick gillette shaving ad finally off my tv

[🇾🇪اوتس @0uttis]

Let’s get real greedy

[alex @steven_lebron]

kawhi finding out those shoppers optimum points are still good

[Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM]

imagine ronaldo’s last world cup game takes place in liberty village lmfao

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

“You can pipe down, I’m TITI”🤣🤣🤣

[Art Vandelay @sickpuppy22]

This was fucking criminal bro

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

can’t believe we used to let disney threaten us with putting their movies back in the “vault” if we didn’t buy it by a certain time 😭

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

can’t believe we used to let disney threaten us with putting their movies back in the “vault” if we didn’t buy it by a certain time 😭

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

This game had no right to be that good

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Trump gets BRUTALLY HAIRMOGGED by American diplomat Callista Gingrich 💀🤯

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

there is 30g of protein in having a cigarette with your friends

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Utah Mammoth Zamboni ROCKS

[Art Vandelay @sickpuppy22]

Costa Rican mosquitos are different bro. Got me walking around the gym looking like Curt Schilling.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for Larry David's new series ‘LIFE, LARRY AND THE PURSUIT OF UNHAPPINESS’.

The series is described as a sketch comedy about American History to honor America’s 250th anniversary.

Releasing June 26 on HBO.