witchy woman

virgo•pisces•gemini // 🕸🕷🖤

[witchy woman @sicktrip_]

It took till 1am to do this but ya girl is lookin spooky !!!!! (Also I’m a slut for blood and use too much of it in my work oh well)

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I wanna see Corbin read a paragraph of a Harry Potter book out loud. #LoveIslandUSA

[Modi @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Isnt uncle pussy That guy from the sopranos

[witchy woman @sicktrip_]

Just dyed my hair black again

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

salt and vinegar vape

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

wanting to straight up kill urself for an entire week and then getting ur period

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

[Wes @gardenofgag]

A horror themed Met Gala is not a want, it’s a need.

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

The first guests have arrived! #MetGala

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

here kids! this is a textbook example of it's not a problem until it's a problem for me.
best of luck with those bills, babe 🤍

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: this THC seltzer ain’t shit

Me, 15 minutes later:

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[nina @prttyunfiItered]

You can tell when someone got that Friday the 13th deal tattoo

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

The gunshot was actually just Bryon Noem’s breasts rapidly deflating

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?