alexis

how strange is it to be anything at all

[alexis @sickvilIains]

please does anyone remember zendaya’s first song called swag it out. it was one of the very first songs i bought on itunes. nobody ever talks about it

[alexis @sickvilIains]

@1940sdw lowkey love a thrill and he’s super cute so i might match with him after i discharge from the program and see what happens 🫣

[alexis @sickvilIains]

man smoking a cigar in traffic at 9am. good for him

[alexis @sickvilIains]

did anyone else ever have a neighbor that ate ants as a kid? lmk

[alexis @sickvilIains]

sending nudes via kindle

[alexis @sickvilIains]

shitting poop 💔

[alexis @sickvilIains]

pooping shit

[alexis @sickvilIains]

chainsmoking and having a bonfire all day

[alexis @sickvilIains]

my mom’s is a loud as FUCK doorbell and then bicycle bell for some reason. they are reverting to ipad baby

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[alexis @sickvilIains]

so it’s kinda like me saying hi to someone and then running away and hiding

[alexis @sickvilIains]

i have my read receipts on on instagram but even if i’m talking to someone i like i get out of the chat as fast as i can after sending a message just in case they respond really quickly so i’m not panicking about leaving them on read and not knowing how to respond

[alexis @sickvilIains]

i have my read receipts on on instagram but even if i’m talking to someone i like i get out of the chat as fast as i can after sending a message just in case they respond really quickly so i’m not panicking about leaving them on read and not knowing how to respond

[alexis @sickvilIains]

i know ariana grande’s mic is CAKEDDDD in lipgloss

[alexis @sickvilIains]

i can’t reply to people anymore and haven’t been able to see quote tweets for like 2 years i wonder what the problem is

[alexis @sickvilIains]

my bad guys i really had to shit at noah kahan but didn’t wanna miss the show. didn’t think it was gonna be that big of a deal like yiiikes lmao

[alexis @sickvilIains]

snorting some picking at my thumb

[alexis @sickvilIains]

i loooove gift shops so much. sometimes it’s my favorite part of a trip and it’s so embarrassing. i’m a big dirty fucking consumer

[alexis @sickvilIains]

well yes. i have kill myself disease

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

Wife has tapered off SSRIs (Effexor). You really ought to think very hard before you start a prescription in the first place. Whatever you are trying to treat with the SSRIs better be life threatening.

[alexis @sickvilIains]

my mom just told me her friend with cancer uses an app to for medical advice all the time and i was like “oh from medical professionals?” and she said yes and that she would give me the name and eventually said “it’s called chat…gpt?” what do you even say at this point

[alexis @sickvilIains]

had a little weed the other day and it just made me disassociate and faintly hear the car door ajar noise like ding ding ding

[alexis @sickvilIains]

uber driver called me muy bonita after i was being weird the whole drive