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ni hao fine shyt

[Juan Pablo @chanananas]

Compro absolutamente todas las teorías que sugieren que el declive del fútbol brasileño es responsabilidad directa de las religiones de galpón.

[Callum @CallumCFC_]

They’ve still not figured it out. Putting your best athletes, into the current US football infrastructure, won’t produce Haaland or Mbappe, you’ll just get slightly faster Tim Reams.

[kira ⋆˚₊ * . 🪽 @pockyira]

List hal2 yang harusnya bisa di-uangkan/menghasilkan, versi orang indonesia:

1. Hobi
ㄴ "kalo hobi gak menghasilkan tuh buat apa???"
ㄴ "hobi kok buang2 duit doang"

2. Ngetweet
ㄴ "ngetweet ikhlas gk berusaha payout 🥺"
ㄴ *ngetweet opini paling oon buat engagement farming*

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

> stat pads against weak teams
> americans start thinking they’re winning it all
> faces one semi-competent team
> gets blitzed

[dhifa @legisfiction]

this is such a privileged take

[shady kompit fact @komipiti]

kadang orang saking wokenya sampe tone deaf

[mikai @malikiki__]

Let's stop assuming people has the same social freedoms as you do

[je @uhiigh]

coba tinggal di lingkungan konservatif nder 😭

[Ally-Seraphine main @allywooww]

Me fui a Twitter Brasil y están diciendo que el declive de su futbol es por el ascenso de los evangélicos en su país

[Zah @DaMidgetZimbo]

Seeing a lot of “if only our best athletes played soccer,” talk. Soccer isn’t based on athleticism, it’s a bonus. To become good, kids need to be kicking soccer balls in the ghettos constantly from about preschoolers age and make it not cost $1k to play. Thats how you become good

[Daniel Solana @DiceElDani]

This is peak American arrogance.

The greatest footballers in history weren’t the greatest athletes in their own countries.

They became legends because they spent 15-20 years mastering the most technically demanding team sport in the world.

Thinking someone becomes better than them in six months because they can jump higher is exactly why Americans still don’t understand football.

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

A 33 year old Belgian Pro League player came on for Onana yesterday and they still bopped USA’s athletic midfield off the park. Trossard with his 75 pace was cooking them like tailgate. They’ll never get it 😭😭

[🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @sliceinterlude]

Flo Balogun had the tournament of his life just for the rest of his career to be associated with Trump trying to rig a World Cup that ended in humiliation. poor guy, feel bad for him

[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Bruno Fernandes will get a corner assist against Ipswich and his fans will go back to calling him the greatest creator ever

[Clement Attlee Stan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺 @TheAttleeStan]

not going to have to hear American opinions about football for the next 4 years

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @USMNT

[Justin @afc2nfc]

I’m not a soccer guy at all but by God I hate these takes. It’s a big sport in my neighborhood. They drill these kids from 5-7 years old on how to control the ball and kick with touch. It’s not some Mickey Mouse sport you can learn in 6 months

[tara 🪷 @girlycrumbss]

asli… sekarang buka instagram makin kesini makin mirip kayak linkedin 🥲 i want to see yall’s daily life instead of achievements and whatever that is…!

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

Leandro Trossard is 5'8, 145 pounds soaking wet and just cooked Sergino Dest, who, on paper, would be touted as a better "athlete".

Youri Tielemans is 5'9 and may run a slower 40 than most P4 offensive linemen and controlled the entire match.

Tired trope is tired.