Simon 'X'

when the last tree has been cut down, and the last river has dried to a trickle, man will finally realise that reciting old proverbs makes you sound like a twat

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@westhamnetwork A plane carrying the Palace first team crashing in to the pitch

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@Dominos_UK It would be like Bananaman trying to join The Avengers

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@westhamfantv As long as we’re safe by the end of April it’ll be fine 😂

[West Ham Clips @WestHamClips]

Fiorentina 1-2 West Ham - Alternative Commentary

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Callum 🏆 @CallumWHU_]

Don’t say anything just RT.

(Also add this photo to your camera roll, it’s beautiful)

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@talkSPORT How have you got West Ham playing 39 games? Not even possible 😂

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@tomcoyi92 @talkSPORT Not when according to them we’ve played 39 games 😂

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@SkySportsPL get your production team & commentary some tissues to clean up all the spunk they've created over Forest...impartial?

[West Ham United @WestHam]

🚨 COMPETITION TIME 🚨

To be in with a chance of winning a 2022/23 Away Shirt signed by Flynn Downes, all you have to do is...

1️⃣ Like this tweet
2️⃣ RT this tweet
3️⃣ Make sure you follow us

A winner will be randomly selected next week. Good luck! 🤞

[Callum 🏆 @CallumWHU_]

🚨GIVEAWAY

Me and @AaronCresswell_ are teaming up to give away the brand new 22/23 West Ham home shirt.

To be in a chance of winning all you have to do is:

Follow @CraigDawson15_
Follow @AaronCresswell_
Rt this tweet

Winner will be announced soon. Good luck ✅

[West Ham United @WestHam]

🚨 BIG DAWS GIVEAWAY! 🚨

We have a shirt signed by Craig Dawson up for grabs! All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning it is...

1. Make sure you're following us.
2. RT this tweet.
3. Like this tweet.

A winner will be randomly selected next week. Good luck! 🤞

[West Ham United @WestHam]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨

If you want to be in with a chance to win a shirt signed by the skipper all you have to do is...

1. RT this tweet
2. Like this tweet
3. Make sure you're following us!

A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the week. Good luck! 🤞

[Jarrod Bowen @_JarrodBowen]

Finally on Twitter 😁. Thought I’d start off with a giveaway… To enter just retweet for a chance to win my shirt and boots worn this season 🤝 ⚒

[Supporter Services @WestHamHelp]

⚒️| Ahead of Mark Noble's last match @LondonStadium on Sunday, we are giving away a signed Mark Noble home shirt!

Retweet, like and make sure you’re following to be in with a chance of winning.

#HammersHelp #MN16

[The Getaway 🚘 @Return2London]

Hey @PlayStation

Can you add The Getaway to the PS2 game list for the PS Plus pass when you release it?

Thanks bby, love u ❤
-R2L

P.S you also have to remake the game when it turns 20 this year.

#BringBackTheGetaway
#TheGetawayPS5

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@nickyj82 The bit after when he said it was "Cat like reflexes " 🤣🤣

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@premierleague When are you going to come out and admit theres "big" club bias?

[Simon 'X' @sicoapples]

@tombo83 @talkSPORT

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.