Siddharth Dumbre

Attracting peace, spreading happiness

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Having conversation with family while staying far be like
Mom: Have meals on time, don’t stay up late, take care of yourself.
Dad: When are you going to cut your hair?

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We all have only one of the two moods on the weekend

Weekend hai, gharpe nahi rukhna
Weekend hai, gharse bahar nahi nikalna

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Credit card is such a magical thing, isne month ki salary aane se pehle hi khatam kar di

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From finishing a season of webseries in a day to taking 5 days to finish a movie, corporate surely did a number on us.

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Kolkata players legit gave up after first 5 overs
#KKRvRR

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Normal people: Today is Wednesday
Me: Just 3 more days to go for the weekend

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Sometimes I wonder, jitne Chinese restaurants India mai hai, utne China mai bhi honge kya

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Me in online meetings - Isko tu karke, tum karke ya aap karke bulau?

Chdo yaar, english mai switch karke I will refer to him as You.

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For every road you cross in Mumbai, you'll see double the number of construction projects happening in that block.

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@abharadwaj225 Was about to comment the same thing

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The HR conducted a session about how social media is distracting us and how unnecessary people texting and calling can waste our time.
I totally agreed with them and uninstalled ms teams

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The night you decide to sleep early is the night you actually sleep really late

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Mumbai winters may have lasted for just a couple of weeks, but it made half of the city sick

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January 27 to be considered a national sick day

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Ek acha reel dekhne k liye 10 ghatiya reels se gujarna padta hai

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Insect bite se superpowers sirf movies mai milte hai
Actual life mai sirf dengue malaria milta hai

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A few months ago some of my friends went to the UK, since then the queen died and prime minister resigned

Pata nahi padhne gaye hai ya gulami ka badla lene

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There are 3 stages of studying
1. Procrastination
2. Procrastination
3. Ab padhai chalu nhi ki toh pakka fail ho jaunga

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@Athm1ka Next sunday pakka

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Maharashtra government giving us a new season of game of thrones