Siddharth Seth

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

@swiggydesign - why can I not use my phone number when delivering to a new location (hotel). Horrible user experience trying to get food delivered while traveling.

[Cloudera Community @cldrcommunity]

Big Data Processing on Steroids! Integrating Informatica and Apache #Tez http://t.co/F6igGKTf9I #hadoop

[Arun C Murthy @acmurthy]

Now, here is why we bet on Hive (w/ LLAP) for sub-second queries...
312 "maps" in 729ms! Total: 0.93s
#hadoopsummit

[Arun C Murthy @acmurthy]

Nice! Apache Tez paper accepted at Sigmod!
http://t.co/3zctQdcVSz
h/t @bikassaha @krlis1337
#Hadoop

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

"This slide should be the fourth law of thermodynamics" —@pkedrosky

[Firstpost Sports @FirstpostSports]

McCullum: I reckon we might have the home crowd tomorrow. I'm sure the Indian guys will certainly be rooting for us.

[Manz 🇮🇨⚡👾 @Manz]

# /etc/init.d/daemon stop

[Sierra Games @SierraGames]

Happy #Caturday, courtesy of @TheOddGentlemen

#KingsQuest

http://t.co/b0xrkx6UuC http://t.co/0KFcp08LFj

[Thejas Nair 🌵 @thejasn]

The fastest/latest/greatest Apache Hive 0.14 and Pig 0.14 is available in HDP 2.2! Get it here http://t.co/YDl0n3PbxZ

[Gopal the Fifth @t3rmin4t0r]

is running a hive benchmark while running "rm -rvf" on a single machine for all HDFS blocks. The error handling is impressive.

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

The Apache Software Foundation Announces Apache™ Tez™ as a Top-Level Project https://t.co/okjvZVNnVV

[Dietrich Featherston @d2fn]

on a long enough timeline the operational cost of code dwarfs the cost of writing it. yet our profession usually optimizes for the latter.

[Chris Mayo @Chris_Mayo]

I believe this expression is called the "oh fuck, I'm going to be a meme aren't I?"

[Cloudera Community @cldrcommunity]

Microsoft releases HDInsight for Hadoop 2.4 And Gains 100x Performance Increase http://t.co/WjNaEsn2b2 #hadoop

[Gopal the Fifth @t3rmin4t0r]

Iteration on Tez (k-means) with pig #hadoopsummit

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

Scientists Selectively Erase And Restore Memories http://t.co/K1VFK10VY9 via @IFLScience

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

Benchmarking Apache Hive 13 for Enterprise Hadoop | Hortonworks http://t.co/oNEoFa0YLX

[Ikai Lan 😐 @ikai]

A translation guide for software engineers (by btco@)

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

Discardable Memory and Materialized Queries in a Hadoop Cluster http://t.co/cUiT7HV5NV

[Siddharth Seth @sid_s]

Discardable Distributed Memory: Supporting Memory Storage in HDFS http://t.co/iVxkJHNKkA