Sid Celery

Chelsea, table tennis, Jazz, BOINC, Rosetta@home. I block follow, FFs & RT requests #SackTheBoard

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

This is a holding message to pre-empt being asked the question as to who I would prefer as the next manager.

I want Coco the Clown.
A respected name on a historical scale who will improve us both technically and tactically ahead of the current manager

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

Retail sales volumes rose by 0.7% in the three months to September 2026 compared with the previous three months.

Fuel sales rose following their poor previous quarter, whilst warm weather helped sales of food and beverages in the latest three months.

[Ember @ember_energy]

India's rooftop solar deployment is geographically concentrated, with Kerala leading the country’s rooftop-to-peak ratio ⚡📈

With targeted storage incentives, daytime rooftop solar generation can shift into evening hours 🔋

https://t.co/v5v5UwmMs1

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

#OTD in 2016, Kante scored his first goal for Chelsea! 💙

[Al Jazeera Investigates @AJ_Investigates]

Al Jazeera Investigates: Contract Killers and the Far Right. Watch in full here: https://t.co/3weCXjJUk2

[Al Jazeera Investigates @AJ_Investigates]

"They can start cutting people's faces up. They can stab someone. They can shoot someone."

EXCLUSIVE: Our hidden cameras capture the leader of Turning Point UK organising a fake rally for a foreign government and helping arrange a murder-for-hire with loyalist paramilitaries.

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

@LevyAntoine Just pay the tax your democratically-elected Gov't decides best for the state. If you don't like it, vote against it. With your one vote - not umpteen milion votes.
Respect the electorate that provides your income and stop whining all day long. You won't even notice the tax.

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

@EstherMcVey1 You're a self-appointed arbiter of the truth who's spent every day of your public life lying and bullshitting for a living. Your £8\month for a free website certainly doesn't make you an oracle - it just lets you ramble with your complete bullshit for even longer.

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Henry Hoover watches you sleep https://t.co/Id6fr61NoC

[Greg Cordell @gregorypcordell]

A short thread summarizing OL’s 2025/26 cash flow:
- Cash from ops an outflow of €99m (excl int: €76m)
- Cash from inv an outflow of €23m (net player: €21m; other: €2m)
- Pre-fin deficit of €122m covered by cash inflow from fin of €105m and consumption of cash by €16m

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

TOCFCWS: Training gallery: Plotting a record-breaking weekend https://t.co/qQ7gjsokqq via @ChelseaFC

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

People who wear their company logo outside work 'usually twats' https://t.co/KHIRwgh87M

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

TOCFCWS: Key talking points from Sonia Bompastor's pre-Crystal Palace press conference https://t.co/SUznoMgaeI via @ChelseaFCW

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

TOCFCWS: Sonia Bompastor delivers Chelsea team news ahead of Crystal Palace https://t.co/zQApvbjQh6 via @ChelseaFCW

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

BOMPASTOR Press Conference | WSL | Crystal Palace vs Chelsea | 22/10/26 | CFCW 26/27 https://t.co/jAsmxKzNYJ

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

'Listen, I was into climate in 2018 like everyone. But it’s gone, like dream pop' https://t.co/d9wIH6hx0Z

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Mini Cooper owners even worse than you suspected https://t.co/OCLicFCArY

[Sid Celery @sidcelery]

TOCFCWS: Chelsea Under-18s vs Ipswich: How to watch it live https://t.co/joXcG1izqf via @ChelseaFC

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Sensitive Northern student finds spiritual home in foppish South https://t.co/FGMwDgbZ4I

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Graduate looking for 'easy life' decides to be a teacher https://t.co/eUQSXJM4p8

[Jan Rosenow @janrosenow]

EU gas prices are now at more than 90 Euros per MWh.

The last time we have seen prices like this was in December 2022 following the invasion of Ukraine by Russia.