HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: After long talks with my family and friends, I have decided that I will be going on an extremely strict John Daly Diet until the end of the summer. Thank you, have a good night.
Does anyone know what Doug Glatt is up to nowdays? Does anyone know if he ever made it to the national? dude was gross. Gary probably banned him from the league after he tried to switch from using hockey sticks to pool noodles. Gary you’re a joke and you cant get hard in bed.
What ever happened to ray rice? growing up, I heard he was the shit and then all of the sudden i just stopped hearing anything about him. Does anyone know if he’s going to get inducted soon? or at least getting his tarp tossed in the rafters? Lmk, kinda curious.
Im getting really fucking sick and tired of chicks coming up to me at the bar and asking for pictures or autographs. Im tapped in, fuck off you lunatic
Just started lighting off fireworks and im pretty sure I caused a drive by shooting😂😂😬 All jokes aside, Im fine. Im not sure about the other guys tho. Smell ya. Try again tomorrow pal.
new business idea: Make an app where u can post shit u dont want anymore and people can have it for free, kinda like a free facebook marketplace. we could call it “Come grab my shit”. Idk. CBTM
a chick came up to me at the bar and asked me this. “Who would you vote as sexiest man alive, but here’s that catch. You cant vote for yourself.” and I gave the only answer I know how. “I would probably vote for that boy Jason.”