Just Another Server

Daily observations from a lifer in the service industry because we can't make this shit up and we see it all... yup, we see everything...0.o

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@akwaitress Hhaha!! How did you know my personal life motto??

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Took a management position.

I did it. I caved!!! What have I done?? Who do I hand my soul over to???

#movingonup #serverlife #soulsale #allin

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2018 and some woman still can't figure out not to flush your tampons down the toilet. Nothing like a full house and a flood. Fml. #serverlife #DearCustomer #ineedadrink #andashower #learn

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A crazy challenge we're doing. We need 400 likes. Help a crazy team out

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You came in wearing a fun, colorful, tie dye tshirt that said you were fun, silly, foot loose and fancy free

Your shirt's a fucking liar. Your shirt is the only fun thing about you. Your shirt is dying of sad.

#lies #dearcustomer #serverproblems #grumpylady

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A kid (maybe 5 or 6) came up to me at work..
Kid:i have to tell you something!
Me: do you? What's that?
Kid: you're beautiful!!!!

Me: speechless

Whatever happens ther rest of the day i don't care. Thanks random kid!
#serverlife #itsnotallbad #restaurant

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It's a damn good thing you were here, you big man you, to repeat your dates order to me so my poor female brain can comprehend her garbled female words. We always need a penis for translation. #server #restaurantlife #not1952 #shesgotthis

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No no no, it's ok. Yell at both your child and husband during the lunch rush. It's not awkward at all. Soothing actually. Everone is enjoying your "charm".
#serverlife #takeithome #poorkid #awkwardlunch #didnttip

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If the restaurant is closing in ten minutes and you know this and insist on staying. You're the problem in the world. Your mom is sad by your actions. Why are you making your mom sad?

#Dearcustomer #server #dontmakeyourmonsad

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Has anyone gone to a staff meeting where something new and different was said?? Nope me neither. #wastemytime #itssunday #restaurantlife #server

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Ok, calm down #Customer I took a day off. There's no need to message me on my personal Facebook to ask why I'm not there. It's just fucking weird. I'm sorry they don't know your order. #serverlife #server #boundries

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I'm not sure why I have to keep saying this BUT one more time for those not listening... if there is blood, snot, flem, or any other body fluid on your napkin please don't leave it on your table for me to clean up. It's just unhygienic.
#dontbethatguy #dearcustomer #serverlife

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I worked Cinco de mayo at the taco place, mother's day at the brunch ... I need to make better life choices
#server #serverprobs #serverproblems

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Customer, just because you've never known joy doesn't mean you get to sprinkle cranky bitch dust all over everything and everybody.

#dearcustomer #server #longday #overit #stayhome

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First day at a high end taco place... on cinco de mayo.

What have I done? Dear God what have I done????

#server #dead #remembermeasIwas #somanypeople

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Remember that sweet bright eyed new manager? Three months and soul crushed. Walks around dazed now. New record. Can't say I didn't warn him. This industry will eat you up if you let it. #serverlife #serviceindustry #crushed #gottabetough #notforthefaintofheart

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Pro tip: always work on your birthday but never the day after. #serverlife #Server #restaurants #lifer #HappyBirthdaytome #HappyBirthday #makingmoney

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If you ask for rubber gloves to eat your chicken wings... GO HOME. There is no place for you here.
#wingnight #serverlife #restaurants #useawetnap #washyourhands #youdontwantthesegloves #servers

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#DearCustomer if you walk in with a group of "40 or... um... maybe 80" I am plotting your sterilization so that you may sit amongst others grandkids telling them about the day you were an oblivious ass. #serverlife #dontbeadick #Restaurants #youdidnteventip

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#dearcustomer: "We need refills. *smirks* it's like you don't even care"
Me: " It's like you think you're the only ones here"
Customer: *pause and then laughter followed by 30% tip*
Me to self: "well that could have gone badly. Damn broken filter"
#serverlife #restaurants #oops