Simp Girl Sandy

digging holes and smoking bowls

[Simp Girl Sandy @side_ranch]

Here’s your ord-

[𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖🖤 @bhkingmike]

@Amanifwm Throwback to when plankton roasted the whole family

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I’ve been losing my mind, let’s catch up soon

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

and now a message from this accounts sponsors:

[henny @br4tzchnnycore]

i jus wanna go back to the first lockdown days where you didn’t care bout the time or what you were doing the next day 😭 jus straight vibes

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every time i see an old pic of myself im just like “where the fuck did that jacket go?”

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

u ever just

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m so stressed I’m in hell” and it’s just about an email

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

me holding back my toxic thoughts cause I told myself I’d work on it

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

Today is Betty Whites birthday. She didn't make it to 100... reminds me of how you never kept it 100 with me. Unfortunately i couldn't be your golden girl, but i thank you for being a friend.

[Bucky, president of the claude giroux fanclub @princesDameron]

everyone with cats please tell your cats i said hi

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no my stomach literally always hurts

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

I want her to change her name to Megan Gun Kelly so bad

[Drew @itslithoe]

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

getting circumcised because it fucking grew back again. how’s your morning going?

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[Simp Girl Sandy @side_ranch]

Books > TV