Funky Pandey

20| Nuke me

[Celeste @celestepoasts]

imagine ramanujan with food and a claude max 20 plan

[Mr Sinha Commentary @Mr_Chhinra_]

Neha Bora in protest day by day.

[shrutiii 🕊️ @nadikapahad]

here's a little compilation of imran khan's dance bangers if y'all are done crushing on him 🤌

1) mere brother ki dulhan [title]
2) matru ki bijlee ka mandola [title]
3) chingam chabake
4) do dhaari talwaar
5) madhubala
6) tooh
7) i hate luv storys [title]
8) dhat teri ki

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

@ajsinghrawat 2027?

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

@ajsinghrawat Interested

[flick @onlykohly]

twitter ke saare modibhakt 2014 se pehle bomb blast survivors the, khet mein hagte the, bijli sapne mein bhi nahi aati thi. phir modi ji aaye aur inki zindagi mein pehli baar civilization aayi 😭😭

[Mohd Kaif @iammkaif]

Farmers didn’t understand “Farmers Bill”
Students didn’t understand “Paper Leak”
Voter’s don’t understand “SIR”

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Zero shutdowns in 100% leftist state Kerala where Hindu, Muslims and Christians are in equal numbers

[Oxygen @Oxygen18_]

A passport doesn’t prove your nationality. Show us your Dhurandhar movie ticket, Dhruv Rathee.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

I never understood what drives an adult middle class man to "defend" his favourite multi-billionaire or ultra-corrupt politician as if his life depended on it. Neither the rich nor the powerful give two shits about you. The guy that you are arguing with may become a good friend if you talk to him nicely. I think some people are born with a slave mindset, nothing else explains this

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

@AN5HUP @Kishore_MB @quqhe @mxtaverse As if tagging modi would have helped 🤡

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

@mxtaverse Those who attain final nirvana before dying know Modi was the true enabler of all that happened. There is no point of chicken asking help from kfc. Trump and musk are sole guy who have ended DEI in US while Indian companies continuee to follow that shit. Modi even bring a law

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Reminder that when this Indian urban middle class guy decided to commit sudoku and wrote his final tweet for help, he neither tagged Modi nor Ambani, but Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

[Live Law @LiveLawIndia]

"Tired of going to the Supreme Court again and again, I don't feel there is any use of going to the Supreme Court, I have lost trust,"- Sr Adv Kapil Sibal.

"We go to the Court, but I don't know if we will get any relief. The people of the country feel that this Government should go. If anybody can save the Constitution in these times, it is the Supreme Court of India. But I am tired of keeping on going to the Supreme Court. I am speaking for myself. I don't think there is any use of going there. I don't have much trust in the Supreme Court of India. Whatever has to happen, will happen."

"We told the Supreme Court many times that the voters' names are being wrongly deleted and wrongly included, we argued for months. The evidence is before the public. And the appellate tribunals now say 93% of the voters were wrongly removed. So the Supreme Court must have known. But no relief was given. So I am speaking for myslef, I don't have [faith]" - @KapilSibal says.

[Retired @iabhi0717]

Koi indian police ko kaise support kar sakta hai bhai 🤮 ye bhadwe to sabse jyada haramkhor aur corrupt hote hai. They have normalised corruption so much that people give money to them for passport verification out of fear even without asking

[Daniel Leach @danielkleach]

The most likely AI scenario is boring:

No mass layoffs.
No AGI announcement.

Just fewer job openings every year.

[p @majnukatilla]

dhat teri ki main ghar nahi janaaa

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

The richest man on earth works on command but our modiji is the most sovereign leader in world🫪

[Aravind @aravind]

He turned against our nation and government on command. I warned long back about this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Funky Pandey @sidehustle_r]

Mfs saying deport as if it would be a punishment 😭

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

The bugger is a US citizen. Deport him now.