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minor influencer with C+ humor

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OH SHIT THEY LET AARON OUT OF THE CABIN

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This Tay Swift performance is pretty terrible. @SideOneTrackOne probably crying in a ball on his floor right now with Aaron finally making it to Grammys stage.

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@SideOneTrackOne LOL you only got 10? We got 20 plus they sent a box of smarties and a bag of popcorn butter. Sucks to succccck

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@indiepixie @101XHomegrown @101x @mobleywho @SideOneTrackOne @TheCJMorgan Bush league shit. We highlight our performers and guests. #Carman’s review of Indigo Sparke out later today.

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QUIT RUINING AMERICAN IDOL @KVUE GOTDAMMIT MAKING US MISS CLAUDIA CONWAY’S AUDITION YOU JOKERMUFFINS!

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@trevin101x @SideOneTrackOne @whitneylemond we got a spot for you over here, big fella!

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Greatest scene in modern day cinema. https://t.co/WmU4ShrUIn

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While our kid sister brand “naps”, we soldier on. Pulling all nighters to decode how overhyped and poorly produced every song on Evermore is. To come!

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That WW84 review is my last piece for SOTO here in 2020. Time to nap.

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@indiepixie We do this kind of check up on all of our employees. Our kid sister blog can't say the same...

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HAPPY RELEASE FRIDAY. BLESS THE RAINS IN NAMIBIA.

https://t.co/ReR5v2MSoU

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@merideth A LIL BIT EH BITS EH

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For my bad bitch #LongJohnSilvers nymphs, got a hell of a crispies selection in my last order. Y'all welcome.

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and catch my typo errors before I hit tweet.

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APPLY NOW: Looking for an intern here at S1T2. Must like Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, and other shit pop music but cover it up by claiming to like hipster, non-popular bands like Snail Mail and The National.

Must also appreciate the art fo shoulder grabs.

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Writing an online article (ney: blog) on how good Nick Cage was in The Weatherman. OSCAR WORTHY.

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We already do lo-fi shrieking music & indie movie reviews before ya sorry ass even gets a chance to experience, so i'm thinking next logical step is starting an obscure flavored pistachios blog with secrets on how to throw the shell from a work desk & miss the trash 2 in. away

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Y'all still listening to that unbearable #TaylorSwift 'folklore' album?!

Issues with this tweet #Swiftys? Hit me on my kid sisters page @SideOneTrackOne and let us know!

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Quibi daddy

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If you all want our review/thoughts of #Folklore, we ain't got it. Our little emo sister over at @SideOneTrackOne prob got some feels and thoughts for ya. WE ONLY LISTEN TO OBSCURE LOCAL CHAMBER MUSIC, BITCH.