Graham Martin

Graham Martin parody account. Roy Cropper lookalike. Best side parting in Ware!

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@josephh89 @sparkesy87 @bennymacs no one tosses like me!!!

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@Sadler_Mx I have parted it better than Moses parted the sea #sexyhaircut

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

"@josephh89: @sidepartingggg loving life in the angel! @theangelfc" I'm fucking sexy in my new t-shirt

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

Just bowled in The Angel. Cheeky line on the bar #nigeldontknow

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@Mark_Ellis86 you've just made Captain for next year! Night babycakes x

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@Mark_Ellis86 of course, I'll be Linesman of the Year!

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@Mark_Ellis86 I've decided to use interpretive dance to get my point across this year too. And helicoptering my cock.

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

@Mark_Ellis86 I've been practicing my shouting skills at home for the new season. Those refs are in for it come September!

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

All these mortgages have done my head in today. Time to hit up The Stonehouse for a few cheeky snakebites #anythinggoesthursdays

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

Can't believe Hodgson got the England job!!! I'm a better manager, have better hair and am a better Roy than him #cropper #sideparting

[Graham Martin @sidepartingggg]

First tweet! Where the bitches at? #sidepartingsaresexy