Christopher Weadick Esq.

LSU

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

the passion in this call is spiritual man

[geez @RNGeezMC]

hiding is for amateurs

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Auto-translate is making me discover forms of racism I didn’t know existed

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[B Dawg @TennisGuy_31]

This team probably misses the ncaa tournament

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Glad we’re holding the people having sex on national television to a high moral standard

[Sandman Says 🇸🇳🇺🇸 @realsandmansays]

Berserk in the locker room keep an eye on that nigga

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

Alright it’s a psyop

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

It was a lady cop? It was a rabbi coming out of PornHub headquarters? Shooter was a communist? The other cop was named Mohammed? It was in a gun free zone? Took place in Canada?

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Brian @BrianCS_]

I’m sorry the MLB is tweeting WHAT?

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“People don’t realize $50 million is actually $0 when you’re a retard like me”

[craftmeister🚱 @0hnepixel]

*Falcons taking out ropz, zywoo, flamez, donk, sh1ro, tn1r to the way to the Major final*

The players Furia had to beat:

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador: