To be an influencer, you need to post content about your influencer perks (free stuff, trips, etc.) so all influencers just post about the same thing. But then how did they even become influencers?
I'll be having a great time at the bar with my bestie (the bartender), randomly getting refills and shots, and I happen to glance by the mirror behind the bar... My covid era @tedcruz looks flashback and I feel an urge to get a haircut (and also have another drink)
Can't believe this is the people's house now. What would Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter, think?
He'd probably be fighting seccesionists and vampires in the cage tbh, but that's just because he's a legend
One time in middle school, I was hanging out with some friends and trying to be a sk8r boi, and a girl (had a crush on her) gave a hug to someone else, and I said, "wheres my hug?" I can't believe I was ever that person 😭
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome and wonder how I got to where I am, but then I see @bariweiss in charge of America's news and realize I too should be able to endlessly fail upwards (maybe I need to become a fascist to be rich, tho?)
Imagine shutting down part of Manhattan to watch a basketball game where you'll get boo'd and maybe 1/20 people actually like you, but not taking a weekend flight to your own sons wedding lol @realDonaldTrump
I remember a summer day in Dallas, went to work in my usual skinny jeans (carrying millennial culture forever) and a light blue, slightly frayed, t-shirt. The cute girl walked by and said, "nice fit" even tho I was too blue for my old "blood" pose wannabe gangsta moments