ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏

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[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

I was born, and still am, a male. But according to frozen food packaging, I'm closer to a "family of 2-4"

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

To be an influencer, you need to post content about your influencer perks (free stuff, trips, etc.) so all influencers just post about the same thing. But then how did they even become influencers?

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

I'll be having a great time at the bar with my bestie (the bartender), randomly getting refills and shots, and I happen to glance by the mirror behind the bar... My covid era @tedcruz looks flashback and I feel an urge to get a haircut (and also have another drink)

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Hey @realDonaldTrump @pizzahut @JoeBiden @SHAQ @HunterBiden @BarackObama @TomCruise @ParikPatelCFA @litcapital @LeoDiCaprio what's going on here? This is simply un-American

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

@the_varunrana Cmon mang, what level of Murray Hill is this

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

@the_varunrana Cmon mang

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Can't believe this is the people's house now. What would Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter, think?
He'd probably be fighting seccesionists and vampires in the cage tbh, but that's just because he's a legend

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

@SanjuBShah Wow, thanks. I'll remember next time I'm in middle school

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

One time in middle school, I was hanging out with some friends and trying to be a sk8r boi, and a girl (had a crush on her) gave a hug to someone else, and I said, "wheres my hug?" I can't believe I was ever that person 😭

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Me irl (I'm George, ofc)

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Me irl

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Was never really a fan of the WWE growing up, just never got into it. Yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Sometimes I get imposter syndrome and wonder how I got to where I am, but then I see @bariweiss in charge of America's news and realize I too should be able to endlessly fail upwards (maybe I need to become a fascist to be rich, tho?)

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

I can't believe the DOW is below $50k dollars again

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Imagine shutting down part of Manhattan to watch a basketball game where you'll get boo'd and maybe 1/20 people actually like you, but not taking a weekend flight to your own sons wedding lol @realDonaldTrump

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

I remember a summer day in Dallas, went to work in my usual skinny jeans (carrying millennial culture forever) and a light blue, slightly frayed, t-shirt. The cute girl walked by and said, "nice fit" even tho I was too blue for my old "blood" pose wannabe gangsta moments

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Actual representation of me in Mondays when I get my weekly job tasks that pay for me to live and enjoy nyc life

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Why has apple or Google not bought oura yet

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

Why does human advancement know no bounds?

[ElonMuskGPT (parody) 𝕏 @sidfromthebay]

They keep saying ai will take our jobs one day. Well how about today? Or Monday, at the latest? Pls ai take it already, I don't wanna work