Sid king

i love burgers, weights and bumping people, parody account

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

I’ll show Steve Smith how to do some proper ball tampering #lickfromthegoochtothetip

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@OfficialCHRFC tell that Andy McRae to get his micro penis away from me in the showers. I do the bumming! #pickupthesoap

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

Come in for the build it easter sale this weekend, bring me a burger and I’ll give you discount

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@grinch4 @OfficialCHRFC nice of you to look after my kids all these years #swimmingswayfromthecsa

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Up the hill, if we win I’ll let Julie stick that 48incher up me, WITHOUT LUBE

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

It may be my birthday, but I’m back for the day #specialoccasion

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"If you can't prevent rape, you might as well enjoy it," says India's police chief: http://t.co/IczVUjo9CQ

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@harringtron don't you mean my son?

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@BobbyCNorris i wanna see some fireworks between us, my Roman candle is yours when ever you want it

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@scrumhalf78 scrum half 78, 78 the average amount of forward passes you used to throw a game, bring back wes hall

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14 kids knocked on the door with their Mums, 14 mums got rode.

#TrickOrTreat #Sidstreat

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You taking my kids trick or treating tonight @scrumhalf78?

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

Anyone wants a good fancy dress idea go as a Freeman's burger

Cheap to make and bound to scare the toilet the next morning

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

Wonder how many people will be dressing up as me tonight?

#ImBack

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

6.14 eat another burger
6.15 two jäger bombs
6.16 strongbox
6.20 ring Julie
6.21 get in car

6.30 arrive at Julie's
6.31 scream at Julie

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6.32 have bin bag thrown in my face

Didn't think I had this many cloths

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

6.07 leave angry voicemail
6.08 apologise for angry voicemail
6.09 try again
6.10 wank
6.10 15 secs get up
6.12 eat burger
6.13 jäger bomb

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

6am wake up
6.01 ring Julie say I'm sorry
6.02 try and ring Julie again
6.03 try again
6.04 try again
6.05 try again
6.06 try again

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

A day in the life of the king

[Sid king @sidkingoffical]

@Ben86walsh @harringtron @dose13 shut up fatso, how are my kids?Walsh,tell your sisters they left there femidomes at my one bed council flat