sid

xi jinping democrat

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Button of world-historical importance

[sid @sidmodur]

the leather jacket is a crime, but as silicon valley CEOs go he’s pretty handsome

[sid @sidmodur]

they deployed the most wicked of yakubian tricknologies to get my mans smh

[j mone¥ @TW1NKD3STR0YER]

BREAKING: CEO of Nvidia vulnerable to snow bunny mind control

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Unlike traditional single-threaded CPUs, a GPU is designed for embarrassingly parallel concurrency.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Lilith has struggling to begin her auto fiction memoir. The problem is that she is not an addict of any kind, she has never been married or divorced, she has been told that she has a “very nice purr” but has won no prizes. Suffering writers’ block. Advice?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Science U @d08890]

the way these folks use mathematical terminology, put numbers to things like values of a human life, the probability of ai apocalypse, etc gives an impression of scientific rigor; this has a very powerful rhetorical effect on the listener and a psychological effect on the speaker

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

"i wouldn't be seduced by a spy" you were seduced by a phd program

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

Hasan Piker's take on the Jensen Huang's cheating scandal with the alleged Chinese spy:

"I personally don't give a shit. I want them [China] to copy the fucking chips and I want to have cheap RAM. I want to have cheap GPUs. Give them not just the chips, but the lithography machines. Make them have access to the microchip technology pronto.

We want to flood the market with Chinese copies. That's what I care about. I don't give a fuck about the national security implications here. That's just me. So, whatever kind of Chinese strange Jensen Huang needs to get involved with to make that happen, I am in support of it. HONEY POTS FOR EVERYBODY! I LOVE TRADE-MAXXING!"

[sid @sidmodur]

Also using “arbitrarily” in that context is really a perfect example of the intellectual myopia of that kind of guy anyways

[sid @sidmodur]

computer science, economics and analytical philosophy attract what i like to call “temporarily embarrassed mathematicians”. A very lame kind of person to be

[florence ⊮🔸 @morallawwithin]

wordcels are furious that we have words they don’t know about

[sid @sidmodur]

haley stevens happened like a week ago

[irritated.eth @irritatedeth]

How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets

[sid @sidmodur]

sorry this isn’t all basketball, just western-conference slop

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Future generations will use this clip as proof that today’s NBA has ZERO skill

Just spamming 3s over and over and over again 😭

[sid @sidmodur]

@biggestchad I am talking about at least 3 people

[sid @sidmodur]

The lit-bro is basically dead. Annoying DFW-heads are all afab non-binary now.

[James @exhaustdata]

In an attempt to fight the male literacy crisis, the store is a hosting a book club for “Consider The Lobster” and it has turned out to be entirely women—half zoomers and half Gen X moms—all DFW newcomers. Great for the Lit Bro allegations, bad for the “men don’t read” ones

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I’m not really in a position to judge anyone who gets honey trapped by a hot spy. that shit would totally work on me

[sid @sidmodur]

I think Andrews is most likely to become Dem susan collins

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

My way too early prediction for the future of the new democratic senators:

Has the seat for life: Jackson, Cooper, and Flanagan

Can have the seat for life if they deliver good results for their state: Peltola and Abdul

Will age out after one full term: Brown

Must become Dem Susan Collins: Hamilton and Turek

DOA in 2032: Colom and Andrews

[sid @sidmodur]

it sucks that trump won but man i
am i glad she lost

[George @SocDemGeorge]

Interesting fact here, according to Axios Biden was offered Secretary of State by the Clinton team during pre transition talks

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

nearly all books are bad. men read terrible self help and indulge in juvenile comic books and women read trashy romance stories about vampires. it is all bad and all of it is destined to be lost in the detritus of history.

[🦃✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩🏈 @MarxoidNess]

the social democrats have gone insane