Sidney Crosby Facts

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[Sidney Crosby Facts @sidney___crosby]

Sidney Crosby has an early tee time tomorrow, so he's having a glass of warm milk and going night-night. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby is the guy in front of you at a stop light in the right hand lane but going straight, when all you wanna do is turn right. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Even Sidney Crosby thinks that call last night was bullshit. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby thought that Preds goal should've counted too. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby doesn't know how to get the warp whistles in Super Mario Bros 3. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby still uses a Motorola Razr. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

[Nacho 🇵🇷 @NachoOchoSix]

@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby thinks there shouldn't be a season 2 on Firefly.

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Sidney Crosby only has a Costco membership for the free samples. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby gets unreasonably upset when the #Nashville crowd chants at him. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

[Corey C. @CoreyC324]

.@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby secretly has a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.

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Sidney Crosby thinks the Bridgestone Arena is too loud :( #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby loves the movie 'Grown Ups' #SidneyCrosbyFacts https://t.co/HrVfvshRBk

[WSMV 4 Nashville @WSMV]

This Preds fan has a message for Sidney Crosby!

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Sidney Crosby thinks 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette is actually full of irony. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

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Sidney Crosby requests the Cupid Shuffle at every party. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

[Nacho 🇵🇷 @NachoOchoSix]

@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby is that guy who sees people standing outside bank at 755 and still tries to open the door.
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Sidney Crosby sends his salmon back because it "tastes too fishy." #SidneyCrosbyFacts

[David Pate @dpatethagreat]

@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby goes out to a restaurant and chooses a table INSTEAD of a booth……..every.time.

[Nacho 🇵🇷 @NachoOchoSix]

@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby is the type of guy who would flag a Twitter account containing facts about him

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[John Essary @johnessary]

@Sidney___Crosby Sidney Crosby waits 30 minutes after eating before getting in the pool. #SidneyCrosbyFacts

[John Essary @johnessary]

@sidney___crosby Sidney Crosby orders chicken at a seafood restaurant. #SidneyCrosbyFacts