sidweed

27 times around the sun ⚖️

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baby cow drinking milk ASMR!!

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peace of mind. Don’t tweet tipsy 😬

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fuck the planet fitness on T
Tilghman I’d rather drive an extra 10 minutes for leave of mind

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I love going to the gym at 10am on a Tuesday and it’s fucking full

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a stimulant and a job ♥️

[☁️ ρυρ zᶻ @pupissussed]

as someone who bedrots/rots in their room all day what're some essentials I should buy for my room

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

she has no identity for herself and needs some inpatient therapy? oh oops

[derick @renybey]

se vcs repararem uma coisa

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

I love going to the gym at 10am on a Tuesday and it’s fucking full

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

Why is the best guitar riff ever in a song about selling microwave ovens

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

I have pigs, gots, cows, horses, sheep, and more. Pigs are the ONLY animals that have a designated spot to poop that is separate from where they eat. The other animals literally do not care

[老季 @XiaoJi0403]

猪其实是特别特别特别特别爱干净的动物，他们只是被关在猪圈没有条件天天洗澡

[ash 𓏲ּ𝄢 @strawbleea]

sorry for having great tits & always being right I’ll tone it down

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

Max Rebo fell off the stage at Coachella and died. He fucking died

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

rue speeding to ride like the wind IS LITERALLY ME SHE JACKED MY SWAG

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

being 7 and crying at mtv bc bon jovi won’t let people Go Home

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

“The Beautiful Girls”
(Season 4, Episode 9)

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

1980s chrome pool table

[sidweed @sidney_freed]

@JacobtheGamer_ @DuckBurger4 what about bottoming

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@quepaso_daniel peacemaker theme song is ASS