sidney coomes

a little splash of class and sass mixed up in a whiskey glass.

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@JcdMink We got the gates with the doors... because I tripped over those bastards every. single. time.

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@jordankellerman Lmfao oh girl. Sameeeee

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@Mason97270964 @trashy_kim @mmantega2010 @craig_steger @POTUS No, in fact it is not. They enforced this BEFORE it was approved.

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@Sabre_81 @USPSbiz It's absolutely ridiculous. No one should have to work in those conditions

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@leslie_norton I was bullied relentlessly as a kid and look how I turned out... fucking angry and ready to fight at all times. I will say that I do not allow that shit anymore, even if it's directed towards someone else. Speak up for those who won't speak up for themselves.

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@leslie_norton Tell her to ask them if they're OK every single time someone is mean to her? If you make them sound like there is something wrong with them then they usually stfu. But they're also six...so this might not apply

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@JcdMink @lexi_cha Bitch I might have!!

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@JcdMink @lexi_cha Hate to bursts your guy's bubbles but you cant send anything scented to prisoners... I would know. Lmao

[✩𝐁𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬✩ @BaileyBootles]

I no longer pour into cups that don’t pour into mine. KNOW YOUR WORTH.

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@Shortie0987 @justicerileyy Also they have to ask their husband for permission before most drs will do the procedure.

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Packing is for the birds man. I now understand why people pay for someone to do this shit for them

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@hunterkohler5 @ianchestnut23 I'm going to wear crushed velvet bel bottoms. And an acdc shirt...

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My hormones are not in check... I repeat, hormones... Not well. Dont talk to me unless you are fully prepared for literally any emotion coming at you in full force over any subject... You have been warned. That is all.

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@mcoomes Biiitttcchhhh me tooooo!!!!!!

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@DariaJoanna4212 This might seem weird but when livi was that age and nothing could console her id just sit in the tub with her on my chest and let the shower hit her and she'd go right to sleep. And it helped me destress a little so win win for everyone.

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@DarlaRae12 I also have an aggressive phone voice.

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The number one thing that pisses me off about brandon: literally the fact that that fucker can lay down and be snoring two seconds later... How?!?! How. The. Fuck.