electric gynecologist

missed the boat on being a medieval court jester so i’m here instead

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

a girl will be on her way to get pickled green beens

[jay @jaydiarie]

#STAYMAD

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

in the old lady era

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i wish my wife was here i want her to squeeze my head like a stress ball until it pops

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

it’s so healing to my soul that i have a loving partner who actually enjoys some of my perceived “worst traits”. she’s genuinely delighted by everything i do. i love her so much.

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

i miss my gf!!!! so bad!!!!!! i love her so much!!!!!!

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

happy valentine’s day (gay)

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

theres gotta be something clinical about the shapes i lay in

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

my gf and her 14 emotional support purses of different purposes taking up the couch

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

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[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

my girlfriend is attracted to some of the strangest things about me and i think it’s healing something.

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

me, representing myself in court: Your Honor, the jury is full of fucking haters

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

god forbid a white girl catch a vibe in a bath & bodyworks

[richard @richard_normal]

okay okay lets deck the halls. lets deck the halls with boughs of holly.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

gift wrapping ability gap relationship

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

happy holidays to me, who has finally been given a reason to come out of the closet to all my family this season so they all get to Meet The Girlfriend

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

i get to see my girlfriend for christmas!!! and she will be here for like 3 weeks!!! my pretty girlfriend!!!!!

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

had the most delicious sweet potato of all time in my house. i fear this will kick off a new food hyperfixation in me

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

she has a list of notes of things she wants to do to help me…..and she actually does them. holy shit.

[electric gynecologist @sidneydearling]

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