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[Blu @_blureaper]

He really use to come on here and gossip like a stan

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[charlie ❤️‍🩹 @1ovage]

i never fucked Rhett i never fucked Link

[gobhi manchurian candidate @PottyTrainedLad]

in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[vio @Erogetism]

Don’t ask me no fucking crazy questions like how am I doing or what have I been up to lately what the fuck is wrong with you

[akyra  @yourbabystrawb]

walking past the baked goods section at the grocery store

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

If I was Helen Keller I would probably just be like Bruh

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

mental health plan: never have anything bad happen again

[thandi beer @bluelayzzz]

babe the only foldable device you need is a book

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

It’s always “sync your contacts” but never “block your contacts”

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[kofi annan @poemPilled]

All bad, bro! Big worries

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when Apple is like “we’re going to install updates tonight while you’re sleeping” and then you wake up and they’re just like “couldn’t do it! I just didn’t feel right and the vibes were off”

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

at the club asking where the recycling bin is

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[asami🎀 @eamii00]

You wouldn’t be worried about the calories in buzzballs if you actually danced when you go out

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[phi! @mrbiteandsip]

In Austin Texas they make u buy a $10 frozen banana