Sidney Reese

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@TorranceWatkins CNN yesterday: “Uranus smells like rotten eggs”. No joke

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jaws (1975)

[Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl]

It's cool how I don't follow Kanye West but I get to see his dumb shit on here all day.

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

Black cats are the least to be adopted due to them being black, stereotypes, people believing they’re black luck or because they don’t show up well in selfies....... You’re all wrong. Black cats are 100% amazing. Retweet if you support this

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@AlainaHuffman You ain’t gon’ text no one when you’re with me 🎶

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

when is the award ceremy will i be getting a gold or platinum trophy https://t.co/Qt8vAJgOcD

[The Ministry of GIFs @GIFs]

https://t.co/FKs1ESrERC
https://t.co/zgzOpj4axs

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@neiltyson Ever tried not sounding like a twat?

[Pseudophiles @Pseudophilespod]

Episode 56: Ancient Astronauts https://t.co/WS8yGRZ1ZL

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@JuliaBasle Dude. Let’s hang out and just talk about our shitty experiences with old white men.

[Simon Feilder @simonfeilder]

I'm worried about Sigourney Weaver

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 I’m thinking about going back to the indestructible Nokia

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@misfitbookclub @799books @lookbellalacy @BoogPlum @CanisLupus1365 @StuckOnSorna I watch the episode of Frasier “And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon” when I’m sad because it lifts my spirits every time. #NilesandDaphneforever

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@DLoesch @zen310 Can’t believe I haven’t found this in the comments... *you’re

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@DReese18 This was you😂😂😂 https://t.co/bc6Nj2atee

[taylor 🦦 @tea_vaughna]

Watching my mom watch Get Out for the first time is amazing. Here she is in “You know I can’t give you those keys, right babe?”

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@AlainaHuffman Make them play some single player offline RPGs. No microtransactions, no bullshit.

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@ChristianEm24 another favorite is “I’ll have it for here, but in a to go cup”. 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/pPy883ctOK

[jordan young @jordanhunt14]

me: I’ll take a steamer with mocha

barista: so a hot chocolate?

me: .....yes thank you

[Sidney Reese @Sidonmyface]

@realDonaldTrump You psychotic piece of trash. Pathological liar doesn’t begin to cover what you are. I hope whatever tiny shred of conscience you may have left eats at you and keeps you up at night. It would explain the insane late night tweets.

[Tuxedo Mask @TheLoveBel0w]

I just think it's backwards that Nikolas Cruz owning an AR-15 was his constitutional right but his victims' healthcare is a privilege.