Chunky Monkey

I think I’m quite funny at times, my kids disagree. Maybe they think I’m funny all the time. PTSD & Mental Health survivor. Don’t take me too seriously

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@Alinavisoootime @GeoffWa12883798 A: YES

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@davejlee69 About bloody time too in my opinion
One of very few gongs that seem to be handed out like confetti
Might make these awards a little bit more credible

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@TheRealSitts Thanks for the reply 🙏🏼
A friend dropped us 👍

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@TheRealSitts any chance of a price for a Taxi from Thistle Hotel Terminal 5 Heathrow to Terminal 3 at 04:00 Sunday 31/05 (Tomorrow) please mate?

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@DailyAFC The Ref knew he’d fuck it up and saved him the embarrassment

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@RicharlisonSZNx @WestHamViews_ Says the boy who nobody’s ever heard of.
Your best dribble ran down your Mums leg

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@BasilTheGreat

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@Kristinartz My Wife 😬😬😬

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@MCFCworld I’d be inclined to replace the word “City” with the word “Football” and you’d still have an accurate statement

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@fights_fanatic @m1a32d154mikea Absofuckinglutely!
That dirty fucking prick on the floor has just been taught a very valuable life lesson

[⚒Martyn Stewart ⚒ @martWHU]

Spurs going down will cost the PL.
Was VAR instructed to make sure we didn’t beat Brentford, not won at home for 6 games.
Villa told to roll over.
It’s a script, a pantomime. @premierleague control the strings!!!

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@martWHU It may well be Martin, but you can’t tell me that the total lack of effort & team selection from them Brummie Bastards don’t stink of corruption
One thing for certain. We’re all Forest Thursday night 👍

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@Alive_LFC Tbh unless you’re a Hammer, you wouldn’t understand
It started with having your ground sold from underneath you & the lies that went with that. In all honesty it probably started before that 👍

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@WestHam_Central Good riddance to bad rubbish
One more to go then we might start to get our Club back
COYI⚒️⚒️⚒️

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@tom_watson

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@WHU_Analytics Tbf Cal I guarantee that ALL of the fans that left early couldn’t give a shit about your opinion or you. Just like the hierarchy at the Football Club don’t care about anything other than the financial returns.
It’s their money & they go when they want
Happy Easter you pious cunt

[Paul Golding @PaulGolding]

I never thought I’d say this in all my 26 year political career:

ABOLISH THE MONARCHY

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@Teeinspire12 @Footballtweet Same as the rest of us who aren’t good enough to get picked.
Watch Coronation Street on the other channel 😀

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@Footballtweet @AndrewSmithXD1

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