In "you have 0 friends", Kyle makes Stan his Facebook account, adds himself as his only friend despite Kenny and Cartman being in the same room too, and set his relationship status as single. Which could mean anything #southpark#spstyle
i imagine kyle and tolkien became good friends in the post covid bad timeline so i imagine there was a day in like middle school where stan was like one bad thing away from doing something drastic and he walked into the bathroom and kyle and tolkien were filming a tiktok