SidTheShrub

Official Calgary Eyeopener Shrub. Always on the outside, looking in. "Haec Ornamenta Mea".

[SidTheShrub @SidTheShrub]

Let it rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain. Lovin' it. Today's deep thought (courtesy Cheryl Crow) I don't have digital
I don't have diddly squat
It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got.
@CBCEyeopener

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Drat. I can't feel my buds. #snownomore

[David Gray @Graydio1]

Today's best  @cbceyopener weather quotes:

"The weekend was a lie. Snow is the only truth." - @edmontonjournal 

 "I can't feel my buds." - @SidTheShrub

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@GeekyMmi @CBCEyeopener Love it! You spoil me.

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The Taylor Family Digital Library doesn't allow office plants (blatant plantism, again!!!). But the season wins out with this entry, OTannenbook. @UCalgaryLibrary @CBCEyeopener

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Christmas on a desert island, or Isle of Misfit Toys? Either way, me likee. @CBCEyeopener

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I dub thee "Starfall". @CBCEyeopener

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Right back at ya, good lookin'. @CBCEyeopener

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A precocious cactus, with visions of grandeur. @CBCEyeopener #yyc

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My attire for Festivus is spawning many office imitators. Send a pic to @CBCEyeopener and you could win a prize! This is Bob the Branch.

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Groooooan. https://t.co/BZyli9RU69

[David Gray @Graydio1]

Idea for app designers: an app that compares fees #yyc dentists charge for basic services. Call it the Ahhp. @CBCEyeopener

[SidTheShrub @SidTheShrub]

It's true, I'm waving in the wind. I'm waving to remind everyone of my existence. No new ornaments this morning. Have you forgotten me already? #shrubwoes

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Aw shucks. Or is it shrucks? https://t.co/QfBtzYRLB0

[Patti Riegert 🇨🇦 @PattiRiegert]

@SidTheShrub @CBCEyeopener You are very good at selfies, @SidTheShrub!

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I'm still working on my selfie game, but I manged to snap pictures of the new ornaments brought to me by @CBCEyeopener listeners. #shrubie

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It's -11 out here.What's with those flowers inside? Blatant plantism. @CBCEyeopener @CalgaryGeorge #shrubitoff

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Lovely photo. Could use some shrubbery. https://t.co/ib67sLKBjU

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

In these new photographs, The Queen and The Duke were pictured in front of a platinum-textured back drop.
The marriage of the then Princess Elizabeth to Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten took place at Westminster Abbey on 20th November 1947. (3/3)

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He never takes the time to talk to me like that. Just sayin'. #shrubitoff @CBCEyeopener #yyc @Graydio1 https://t.co/RivuO1y7lc

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"Follow me, please! I give stuff away!" said the shameless, self-promoting shrub, trying to get more followers than other @CBCEyeopener staffers. @CBC #yyc

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Too early? @AngelaKnightCBC blinged me with my first Christmas bauble this morning. @Graydio1 says too soon. If you bring me an ornament and snap a selfie, you'll be entered to win an @CBCEyeopener prize.

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Terrifying. This must be stopped. https://t.co/y73gAPE05T