sidney watters

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Taking my phone off do not disturb for 20 minutes a day

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no parking spot is illegal on stolen land

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

if it don’t snow i’m returning all my groceries

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[cowboysnation ready to be hurt again @CowboysNation]

HURT ME

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What if the Mike from mikes hard lemonade is the same Mike from Jersey Mikes

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

how july is going to feel

[Chuck Nazty🇹🇹 @pwnmaster305]

Hmmmmm I wonder what floor I’m gonna go to???? #imgonnawin

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“you’re soooo funnyyy”

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Bucky “Buck”Miller @BuckyMill7]

Yea I’ll just go fuck myself

[backstagebandit™️ @theboothbandit]

i’ll never forgive my parents for not taking me to coachella 2006 to see daft punk for my 10th birthday

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Jhay @jhayusb]

that 3 day bender WILL save you btw

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Nah the price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just watched the clock go from 1:59 to 3am….

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

one more week until the sun starts setting after 6pm