I always wanted to be an actor. Then I realized that all I could ever be was a tertiary extra in a war movie. (Wife at home, I’d be amongst the first to die to engage the audience)
I think I swallowed a 6mg Wintergreen ZYN while I was sleeping. Stayed up late watching Powerpuff Girls reruns and happened to begin dreaming. Now my stomach goes brrrRrrrRrr bRrrrRrr bbbRrrrrbbbRBrrr
IKEA makes me nervous. Was poking around one of the sets there and I saw a blonde man roped up inside the cardboard chimney. I sat on the couch. Told management but they waved me forward into the art section like a museum coordinator having a bad day. I hope he’s okay.
@LukaPetty Most of my Sony equipment from the 70s-90s is still, even in the modern day, less than $150, and with less than $20 in repairs, works as good as it did the day it released