the siege

a sausage of angel and beast

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@asdkfjasdlfjd Thrree for beers

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Lord baby jesus bless this soul with your heavenly array of encased meats and fine wine, divine god please recognize he was cussing guys out to bring greater glory to your name, bear down amen

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Read that bitch (zebra Katz ft nnjina redd foxx)

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@indigojackal This doesn’t look like a shed. You did not respect the code of conduct for the blackout.

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@mcmansionhell Bronzeville architecture > Lincoln park architecture

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@sourhoestarter Lydia bastiabitch

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@justinstaple 1773 vulture

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Dystopia where jokes become instantly punishable by death 99% likely

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@20GSandbeyond @nausjcaa U have escaped

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@tolstoybb Met her at a bar in San Diego drinking near tequilas, she said I hate San Diego. Holy grail

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@danielkolitz @thebafflermag Whoa that modest mouse song was abt bein adrift in a dudless funk?

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@isosteph “If I wanted to matter—even just to myself—I would have to be less free, by deciding to choose in some kind of definite way. Even if it was nothing more than an act of will.” Something something

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@isosteph they sit you down and open a little military looking laptop then if you don’t sweat “ok you good” + Venmo request. Personally I love it

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need to stop diaper ointment same container as toothpaste

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@CodifyBaseball Can confirm 1hr in these cages guarantee a +50 WRC boost in your coed intramural slow pitch league

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@serengetidave Save some for us/a pls

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@indigojackal A detailed revenge plot against a cow that tried to sit on the couch w/me (at me) in a dream

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@GoodWillsmith 24 all the time 7 days on my mind

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@145k4 Stubborn, gruesome, uncouth, holy, chuffed, comic, irreverent, mournful is taste (Thomas lux)