Chris Sielaff

[Chris Sielaff @sielaffc]

To any upcoming law school grads: not only is this advice not some closely held pearl of wisdom (it’s what all law students hear), it’s also bad on the merits. You don’t need to waste one of your last chances at having fun/getting laid on editing an article no one will ever read.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

This is so cool. This is every 4 year old’s dream.

[Lara Korte @lara_korte]

CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Republicans saying we can’t afford this, right after wasting $50B on a war that achieved nothing.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I’m not sure I can take these first two guys so seriously if they’re going without their Directorial Berets. The third guy means business, clearly.

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

If you didn't think it was safe to be jewish, you wouldn't have gotten that tattoo

[Upa's Mom @UpasMom]

yeah they were

[R @shibadad8]

BREAKING: Randy Fine attempts to board flight to Tel Aviv

[Covie @covie_93]

Pretty soon everyone in Texas will be vegan because no one will be able to afford beef thanks to trump and Republicans.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

No Xbox Bowl listed for this upcoming season, making Butch Jones the only coach in history to be handed a bowl trophy from Master Chief.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lmao

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

ms rachel is trying to explain emapthy to people who have been conditioned to not have it. i know it must be so frustrating. but to most americans if you are born on the other side of an invisible line you might as well be cattle

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

The incredibly wealthy love to do this weird "I don't actually have any liquid cash" thing as if that's how wealth works. Money is a thing normal people like you and me and worry about. Rich people have *assets* and debt. They live off loans leveraged against what they own.

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @EllieGabalus]

"Scientists" and its just two guys with phds dicking around with vegan ethics

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms

[🐟 @crushed_bug]

actually the most beautiful thing i've seen all week

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Do you even know many people lost their lives to prevent that flag from ever being in that building.