sierra mark

sorry in advance

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*plane going down*
Oh, I am definitely not drunk enough for this

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F it
Bottle of wine and Lumineers saddest songs playlist

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The year is 2056
Spotify is now $275.99

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Almost Summer

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Growing up, my brother would rarely eat anything other than hotdogs. I remember crying to my dad, begging him to stop making him hotdogs because I was sure they would kill him.
Need someone to care about me like that

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Do I like him or does he just laugh at all my jokes 😔

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How does my microwave know when my potato is done

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The loneliest girl in the world (none of my friends are on BeanTok)

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She’s on makeup tutorial TikTok
I’m on BeanTok
We ain’t the same

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Binge eating my Advent Calendar IDGAF

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3rd coffee of the day so I can online shop and go to the grocery store

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Sitting down at a coffee shop
Pulling out my laptop
Cracking my fingers
Opening up the Anthropology sale webpage

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I’ve been looking for my “Adam Sandler” of a man for years. Finally realizing that I am actually the Adam Sandler - looking for my Kevin James.

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I don’t give a lick about being good at math. I’ve got ten fingers for a REASON

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Nobody knows I have a ziplock back full of steak in my purse

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Onesie Halloween costume is yet another example of a man putting in minimal effort

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Was having a really good day until I saw an old man trying to find his car in the parking garage

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One stick of gum is not enough. Two sticks? Too much. In this essay, I will

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Me trying to fall asleep faster so that my Oura Ring score improves

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One hand on the wheel, the other gripping my Costco chicken bake