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[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

The lady sitting next to me at the cafe said she had to meet the delivery person at her house in 15 minutes. This was 12 minutes ago and she's still sitting here and why do I have anxiety about this

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

@marcusparks @HenryLovesYou @BenKissel when you visit Melbourne I recommend visiting the Haunted Bookshop for all of your cryptid/alien/witchcraft/horror/true crime/etc book needs! Interesting creepy atmosphere and the owner may be a bit odd but it seems right up y'alls alley!

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

@Mvndilyn Thank you Mandi!! Happy Birthday to you as well my fellow Gemini! 😊♊ I miss you heaps and yes please!! ❤❤❤

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

Just saw this Aussie dude finish his beer by snorting it so there's that.

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

Betsy DeVos is the real life Dolores Umbridge.

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

In better news

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

Just had a baby spider dangling from my glasses while I was wearing them and now I need new glasses because these obviously have to be burned

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

@SavannahWally @pottermore I'm upset about this. I mean were chamber pots not even an option???

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

#RetirementGoals

[N @No_Knee_W]

Enjoy this video of my grandma spreading $5,000 on her cat

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

Ushering my last three brain cells into 2019

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

As a ginger, realizing at the beach that you have no sunblock

[feminist next door @emrazz]

To say that women are snotty bitches because you haven’t had romantic success is wrong because it implies that women are mistreating you by denying a privilege you are owed. Women do not owe you their bodies and they are not bitches for not reliquishing them. This is not complex.

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

@SavannahWally I love YOU

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

Friends, let me tell you from experience that your life can change. It may seem utterly hopeless, you may see no way out of your sadness & feel like taking your own life but even if you can't see it, hope exists. You have a beautiful life somewhere waiting just for you ❤

[Gold Jeffblum @Sierratheginger]

@SavannahWally @pctterdiaries That contour tho. Voldy is looking FIERCE

[Mimz 🐐 💭 @MimzTheGOAT]

if you do ANYTHING today, please please please watch this video. you wont regret it. 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.