lisa frank #1 fan

Being nice is so badass. she/her

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

How is it that Tan France lives in Utah and yet the Tabernacle Choir continues to dress so poorly?

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

Came home to find emilio on the couch reading “the body keeps the score” while simultaneously watching the fast and the furious on TV. This is the duality of man.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@_bernda What about TEEEE HEEEE 🤔

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

Turns out, men don’t carry the mental load because they’re too busy thinking about the Roman Empire.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

We will never have a television program as thrillingly camp and perfect as criminal minds.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@EliMcCann Identical energy.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

Buying a labradoodle is Utah’s latest toxic MLM.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

If I am going to be forced to vote for an old white man for president, I wish it could be Tim Gunn. He would heal this country.

“America, make it work!”

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

Utah’s new state flag should have just been a picture of the Fillmore Maverick gas station.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

I really wish I could slam my brain closed at the end of the day in the same way I slam my laptop closed when I’m done with my work.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

Dreading the next time my parents dog sit I have to fess up and tell them I accidentally trained Jack to be unable to go to sleep unless he has a little treat and gets tucked in.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

I know you’ve all been anxiously awaiting my return to stage ever since I won my 4th grade storytelling contest.

Well bitches, here goes nothing ✨

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Our next Strangerville Live storytelling show will be April 28 and 29 (same show both nights). Tickets and info are available here. Please come. Our self-esteem depends on your support.

https://t.co/behTLgtuZc

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@Deseret @kyle_dunphey You mean the guy who’s scared of @MegMorleyWalter because she’s funnier than him on Twitter isn’t actually the alpha business man he said he was??? I’m shocked!

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

I need a support group for people like me who are married to people who don’t share your compulsive need to go get a little treat after dinner.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@EliMcCann As a fellow person with a remote job and a jovial spouse, I feel so seen.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@jessiejensen Wonder ❤️

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

@lauriestradling Mary Lou (the mom pictured here) will ceremoniously adopt you into the family.

[lisa frank #1 fan @sierrawiseee]

My mom sent me this absolutely sinister selfie with no additional context while I was at work today and it’s my new favorite thing.