sjets

[sjets @sietske_vk]

"Why do we even have to wash the boat, it's in the water anyway" ~ Marnie #geordieshore

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

you want me to get in a car. The thing that killed Princess diana

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

Love is love

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

The scene / The cameraman

[Laudanum del Rey @sweetlikeJT]

“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?”

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

you’re the < to my 3

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

my pronouns r ur/gf

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

Oprah just woke up one day and was like "you know what, I'm bored. Lemme take down the British monarchy"

[sjets @sietske_vk]

✨Queen Elizabeth II✨ her disstrack gon B fire 😫🔥 can’t wait !!!!!

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Mitosis

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

[spooky bitch 🎃🦇🖤 @tinseltitsx]

This has just proper made me lol

[sjets @sietske_vk]

Chimeeeeid

[Yommi⁷🤴🏾 @Yxmmitmf]

I’m telling you man, there’s something different about spinach

[pussy raider @cuntjolie]

wow he’s literally me!