2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
2025: No salary increase
2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”
Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?”
Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”
Boss :
↓↓
we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants
$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood
yes it’s real
yes you get paid
@TheSultaan001@TheSultaan001 Community & Content Specialist with 7+ years of Web3 experience. Proven track record in Telegram/Discord moderation, content localization, and crypto events. Tech-savvy and proactive, I excel at driving engagement and building thriving online communities.
COMMUNITY IS EVERYTHING.
If you notice, the background was bright yellow,
The colour becomes more dull.
Now the background is dark.
I am trying to tell you that COMMUNITY building is not so simple. It harder and harder!
Work together! Build together!