Simon Evans

Ex exercise averse pie eater, turned Runner. Fully Trained human and food provider to two beagles.

[Simon Evans @sievans]

Runners of Portsmouth, UK.
There will be a memorial run for Ashling Murphy at 1900 next Friday on Southsea Seafront.
https://t.co/ltXd5a8JWW
#SheOnlyWentForARun #portsmouth #PJC

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#themaskedsingerUK #MaskedSinger Panda is Natalie Imbruglia

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@nutjobnorris @Flub1957 @EmmaKennedy It's your claim though, so the burden of evidence lies with you. It's not about belief. On an evidential level you certainly are making yourself look a twat.

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@nutjobnorris @Flub1957 @EmmaKennedy The legitimate links provide good reasons. The off the wall, embarrassingly bat shit crazy links talk about control of the population blah blah. Hmm I'm not surprised you didn't share them

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@nutjobnorris @Flub1957 @EmmaKennedy I always read "Go and seek truth elsewhere" or similar, as, "My sources are too embarrassing to share"

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@BlkNinja00 @piersmorgan So explain why the Russians never called them out! They tracked the mission and would have loved nothing more than to humiliate the USA during the cold War.

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@lxreilly1 @piersmorgan It has all been clearly explained. Its called mathematics. The same way the ancient greeks worked out the circumference of the earth without a calculator

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@Mollysmummy77 Personally I would have opted for cake

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On the train at 0600. There is a man eating spaghetti bolognaise for breakfast. FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

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Absolutely awesome. An inspirational run by the 1st lady of distance running! A sub 3 50k and a new world record 👏🏃‍♀️🔥

[des_linden @des_linden]

Traditionalist know records drop on Tuesday.

Sub 3 (2:59:54) • Out now

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In reference to my last tweet. It was called the slog because, well, it was a slog. 1398ft of elevation on rock solid ground. #shouldhavewornroadshoes

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Just gone 0800 on a gloriously sunny Saturday and I'm about to run the Stanstead slog route. I wonder why they called it the slog ?🤔

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@Tim_Burgess Fight Milk
https://t.co/T3PWzFEYZI

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@piersmorgan Says the man that put every British serviceman in danger by knowlingly publishing FAKE photos. You have no right to moralise you treasonous Wanksock. #neverforgetneverforgive.

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@mistermarkjones @OC I always suspected that Justin had a dark secret

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@lottyburns I thought that. But Sheridan is northern and Sausage has a southern accent. I'm sooo confused. Maybe Stacey Solomon?

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@lottyburns It's Ant Middleton , maybe not, but it could be !
#TheMaskedSingerUK

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@RufusHound I was thinking Louis Smith

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@ClaireSelim10 @DanStevens1103 Plandemic? Give your head a wobble. Are you saying that every healthcare worker in the world is lying? Millions of them? all lying? The whole world? all lying? I don't suppose you will trust them when you become seriously ill then?

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@DanStevens1103 So you really believe this? Seriously. You believe that the men and women that have dedicated their life to saving lives are now trying to pull the wool over everybody's eyes? Get a grip!