crypto 2025 so far
> trump launches shitcoin
> melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after
> ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off
> africa launches shitcoin
> argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer
> cartoon looking mfer says he "controls that n***a"
> kanye talks about cardano, bsc, and launching his own chain
> largest hack in crypto and internet history, ever — courtesy of north korea
> dave portnoy launches several scamcoins, and buys jail coin in size
> cz talks about his dog
> vitalik, toly, and raj get canceled for random silly tweets
> la vape cabal goes AWOL
> guy on NEAR livestreams girlfriend's tits
> monad, bera, uni, abstract launch
> all markets turbo nuke
> SBF comes back
AND FEBRUARY ISN'T EVEN OVER
2025 so far:
- Melania Rug
- Cuba Rug
- Brasil Rug
- Peru Rug
- African Country Rug
- UFD “hack”
- JellyJelly rug
- Portnoy being Portnoy
- Milei rug
- Sol dumps from $280 to $160
- Bybit Hack
- Suicide on Stream
Sigh, what else?
with how dry the trenches have been, cant complain with nearly 100xing my port in 2 months. had 40 sol at its highest but ill take this over anything for now
If you own any Solana, I would be running as fast as I f*cking could to sell it.
A short video on why $SOL has topped and why I'm shorting it to zero
From a trader who has publicly sold every major top over the past 5 years
saw some people talking about the last moments of rowdys stream today claiming he had prior knowledge about the @JMilei coin.
Here is the last minute of rowdys stream and also the first minute of the coin. Presented without comment: