Sig Luscher

Hello, I'm Sigmund Luscher, born in Switzerland in 1833. In 1891, I fell face forward in my bowl of soup, dying of apoplexy. But now I live to tweet again.

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Did Our Ancestors Drink Beer? - The Atlantic https://t.co/860YUq2AjD

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I’m here with St. Patrick. He said, “Happy me day!” And then he added that it’s really not necessary to add green food coloring to beer and that corn beef and cabbage is just “meh”.

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I learned today that Julius Caesar’s sense of humor is sorely lacking when it comes to Ides of March jokes. #SigCaesarFeud

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What is the greatest TV series of all time?

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Marcel Proust wrote one of the greatest novels of all-time, therefore he must have been smart. He also once said that drinking a chilled beer was a more reliable form of pleasure than lovemaking.

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Not to be morbid but on this day 128 years ago, I died. The German Benevolent Society of Frankfort resolved a few days later that I was a “useful and productive member of the community”. For a Swiss immigrant, I tell you, there is no greater compliment! Danke dir!

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If I ran the Worldwide Walnut Association, our slogan would be “They’re like delicious dirt”

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How many mattress stores do you all need down there?

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21st century problem: “OMG, these Mentos are stale. My day is totally ruined!!!”

19th century problem: “Honey, it looks like we’re moving back to Switzerland. Sherman’s troops burned down our home, brewery, and vegetable garden.”

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57 followers in just 2 months! #CrushingIt

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Amazing how loud falling icicles can be when they melt. When I was alive they would sometimes wake me from deep slumber and I’d think to myself “damn nature, you scary!” Now I just watch from the heavens and laugh when it happens to you all.

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FYI: When someone says, “I’ll defer to you on this” what they really mean is “You’re gonna sink this ship alone and I’m bailing now” #HistoricallyGoodBeer

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I’m greatly humbled by this honor. I’d like to thank The Academy, my Brewmeister, Dylan Greenwood, and everyone who drinks my beer. Prost!

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“And the Oscar for best beer goes to Sig Luscher.”

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I wish I had the kind of persuasiveness Michael Jackson had when he convinced The Chipmunks to sing the chorus on “Pretty Young Thing”

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Respect tradition and enjoy it often

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This gonna be fun

[Railbird Festival @RailbirdFest]

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NEW DETAILS: "The first time I came out here I knew this was the place."

This event is expected to be the first event of this magnitude at Keeneland. https://t.co/F4CwiPjAxU

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Congratulations to @CountryBoyBrew on 7 awesome years! Here's to many more! Cheers! @lexontap #countryboybrewing #lexontap #tapinlex