siggurdsoooo☁️

hand of god

[SKB @seyikanbai]

Presenter: “This award is on behalf of the City Boy Movement.”

Zlatan wasted no time collecting the mic: “No be City Boy movement we come do for here.” 😂👏🏽

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Panel erupts in laughter as 54-year-old American woman complains a 36-year-old Nigeria-based man doesn’t love her despite monthly financial support

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Singapore and China didn't get better through prayers and platforming end time pastors.

Wake up Nigerians..

They kill corrupt politicians!!!

[Aremo David @Hon_aremo]

GO TO HOSTEL AND SEE WHAT THIS ECONOMY HAS REDUCED STUDENTS TO 😭💔

If you really want to understand how tough this economy is…

Forget TV.

Forget newspapers.

Just visit any university hostel. 😭😂

Hostel is not just where students sleep.

It’s where survival skills are perfected.

Every room is a different documentary.

Every corridor has its own story.

And every student is fighting a different battle. 💔

This economy has humbled everybody.

Parents are trying.

Students are adjusting.

Allowance has been reduced.

Expenses have increased.

Everybody is calculating.

The first thing you’ll notice?

Nothing gets wasted anymore.

Absolutely nothing.

I saw one guy adding water inside his perfume bottle.

I asked him,

“Bro… wetin you dey do?”

He looked at me with confidence and said,

“My brother, make e reach next month first.” 😭😂

I couldn’t even argue.

Another guy was brushing with salt.

Not because toothpaste finished that morning…

Because he had already planned that toothpaste would last till next semester. 😂

One student bought one bathing soap…

…and immediately divided it into two.

One half for this month.

The second half for “future emergencies.” 😭

I even saw someone squeezing toothpaste with the strength of an orthopedic surgeon.

When nothing came out…

He cut the tube open.

Folded it.

Scraped the inside.

There was enough toothpaste for another four days. 😂

Cream container?

Don’t ever throw it away.

Hostel students will cut it into two,

use spoon,

finger,

or even cotton bud…

until every single drop comes out.

Nothing must waste.

Nothing! 😭😂

Cooking oil has become laboratory practical.

One spoon.

Not two.

One.

Because tomorrow still exists. 💔

Milo and milk are now VIP visitors.

You don’t use them anyhow.

You only see them when visitors come…

or when examination stress is becoming spiritual. 😂

Indomie?

One pack can feed two people.

With enough water,

everything is possible. 😭

Bread that was once breakfast…

is now breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Pure water has become dessert.

Then transportation…

You’ll ask someone,

“Why are you trekking from school gate?”

They’ll reply,

“Transport is ₦300… my brother, my leg is free.” 😭😂

You’ll see students trekking distances that Google Maps itself will pity.

By the time they reach hostel,

they’ve completed today’s cardio.

Gym membership? Free.

Then charging phones…

One extension box.

Fifteen chargers.

Everybody praying NEPA should not take light.

If your charger mistakenly disconnects…

You have lost your position. 😂

The hostel kettle has become public property.

The pressing iron now has appointment.

Even bucket has timetable. 😭

And don’t be surprised if someone asks,

“Abeg, who dey cook? Make I join una.”

Not because they’re greedy…

Just because survival is now a group project. 😂

Some students have mastered the art of managing money so well that ₦2,000 can somehow survive for one week.

Till today, I still don’t understand the mathematics.

It’s beyond Economics.

It’s divine intervention. 😭

The funniest people are those who’ll tell you,

“I’m fasting.”

My brother…

You no dey fast.

Money dey fast. 😂💔

Honestly, I never truly understood how difficult this economy had become…

Until I started living in the hostel.

That’s where I saw people managing things I never imagined could be managed.

Not because they wanted to…

But because they had no choice.

Moral lesson:

Hostel will teach you that survival is an actual course in university.

You’ll learn patience.

Contentment.

Financial management.

Creativity.

And how to laugh through hard times.

Because sometimes…

The only thing students still have in abundance…

Is the ability to laugh at their own situation. 😭😂🎓

[The Golden Trophy @WorldCup_Craze]

🤖 Non-Human Score Predictions For Round of 32 ✅

ChatGPT
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3–0 🇨🇩 🇧🇪 2–1 🇸🇳 🇺🇸 1–0 🇧🇦 🇪🇸 2–0 🇦🇹 🇵🇹 2–1 🇭🇷 🇨🇭 1–2 🇩🇿 🇦🇺 1–2 🇪🇬 🇦🇷 4–0 🇨🇻 🇨🇴 2–0 🇬🇭

Gemini
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2–0 🇨🇩 🇧🇪 1–0 🇸🇳 🇺🇸 2–1 🇧🇦 🇪🇸 1–0 🇦🇹 🇵🇹 1–0 🇭🇷 🇨🇭 1–1 🇩🇿 🇦🇺 0–1 🇪🇬 🇦🇷 3–1 🇨🇻 🇨🇴 1–1 🇬🇭

Grok
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2–1 🇨🇩 🇧🇪 3–2 🇸🇳 🇺🇸 2–0 🇧🇦 🇪🇸 3–1 🇦🇹 🇵🇹 3–2 🇭🇷 🇨🇭 2–2 🇩🇿 🇦🇺 1–2 🇪🇬 🇦🇷 3–0 🇨🇻 🇨🇴 3–1 🇬🇭

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Boston, Massachusetts.

Not an American flag in sight.

[Basil @basilabia]

World Bank has updated data for 2025 and Nigeria ($1,224) has a lower GDP per capita than Palestine (West Bank & Gaza), Haiti, Zimbabwe, Cameroon & Venezuela.

In 2015, it was twice as much (Nigeria: $2,585).

Well done to the All Poverty Congress (APC).

Mass Poverty Creators!

[Ruffrasta official @Ruffrasta1]

This is your ambulances, hospitals, pipe borne water, electricity and good roads joined together in one person’s home.

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Religious rulers need bad governance for them to be able to sell cheap miracles.

Political rulers need religious rulers to help keep the people subdued so they cannot make demands on the political rulers.

It is a symbiotic relationship!

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Funny coming from someone called Gonzales.

[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

By now, you’d have to be brain-dead not to realize that all these religious leaders are your enemies and they are completely RETARDED.

[siggurdsoooo☁️ @siggurdso]

@SMHatLibs @MunsterLuke @RepYassAnsari Go fck yourself

[CVL @cvl_ng]

New Month. New Responsibility.

Welcome to July.

No more waiting. No more excuses.
This is your moment to lead, with courage, action, and purpose.

Show up. Stand out. Make impact.

Let’s make this month count.

#NewMonth #July #Leadership #LeadWithPurpose

[Adika @Adikastakes]

PVC registration ends in 15 days, please go and get your voters card🙏🏽
https://t.co/SHb1n91fYK

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Oh

[siggurdsoooo☁️ @siggurdso]

@MunsterLuke @RepYassAnsari @SMHatLibs Your ancestors are illegal aliens too

[siggurdsoooo☁️ @siggurdso]

Are you hating on them cos they're black and not white? They're still good looking bro

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Please don’t let them get married for the sake of their unb0rn children.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

My Vision for a Productive and Prosperous Nigeria

Today, being the 1st of July, 2026, I wish to humbly recall that when I decided to contest for the office of President of Nigeria, I pledged to place Nigeria on the path of unity and national transformation. Now, as the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) candidate, I will, in the coming weeks and months, provide insights into the roadmap that I am confident will help curb abuse in government, halt the decline in the quality of life of Nigerians at all levels, and usher in an era of unity, peace, sustained progress, and prosperity.

This vision is anchored on a commitment to unity, inclusion, social justice, equity, and the freedom of every citizen to pursue lawful dreams.

Central to this proposed roadmap are significant reforms in education and healthcare, which are at the core of human capital development.

Robust human capital is indispensable infrastructure for national progress. It serves as the fundamental capital upon which daily life, economic expansion, and the delivery of essential public services depend.

These are foundational areas that we must reform with energy and determination if we are to reap the demographic dividend of our youthful population.

From the outset of my presidency, we will establish a task force dedicated to drastically reducing the menace of out-of-school children. We will place greater emphasis on Technical and Vocational Education and Training (TVET) to support our drive for massive industrialisation, anchored on our agricultural endowments and value addition across value chains organised around industrial parks to be located in development zones across the geopolitical regions of the country.

Funding and improving the equipment of TVET institutions, through partnerships among government, the private sector, and social entrepreneurs such as faith-based educators, will facilitate apprenticeship opportunities in the private sector, similar to the German dual education system.

The situation in which unemployment remains high while Nigerian entrepreneurs establish businesses elsewhere because skilled labour is scarce must be confronted decisively. Doing so is essential for the common good and for facilitating our transition from a consumption-driven economy to a production-driven one.

Character and civic education, emphasising the values that foster trust - an essential ingredient for enterprise and leadership - as well as shared national values, will receive significant attention within the tripartite approach to governance that we propose.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[WSC Widow Support Centre @WidowWsc8457]

Welcome to July!

May this month bring hope, strength, and new opportunities for every widow and every family we serve.

Happy New Month! 💜

#HappyNewMonth #EmpoweringWidows
#HopeInAction
#WidowsSupportCenter

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Walahi, I'm not lying.

I will find the clip.

Adeboye once said he normally grow new breasts from cancerous breast 😭

Or is it when he said, it's because of him naira hasn't hit 10,000 naira yet.

Adebs omo oro, onilamba of the lamba kingdom. 😂