grandad told me twice in the past 15 mins that ill go blind by the time im 30 bc im ‘always on my phone’ but got angry when i said ok after he said it the second time?? i genuinely dont care buckaroo
if you melted every sock that's ever vanished into one massive cotton blob and dropped it from space into a wheel of cheddar, would the heat from the impact toast the sourdough next to it or would it open a wormhole because one of the socks belonged to dave who needed it in 2009?
@Moray3el omg when i went to the shop with my mum, we walked past these 2 girls and they were both so skinny yet one still wore a compression shirt bc she wanted to be skinnier, we could see her ribs through the shirt…