Sypha 🌬️

work on you, for you.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

[hater de homens🪑🙍☠️ @oquepequena0]

É muito injusto pra nós, mulheres, porque os homens vêem mulheres lindas todos os dias, enquanto nós vemos um homem bonito uma vez a cada 5 anos :(

[omotola🧸 @omotolahikmah]

no one talks about having a skin that is very sensitive... sensitive to stress, weather, hormones and everything

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

C. I have to let fat ma breathe sorry.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

Me choosing “Truth” in truth or dare game, just to lie anyway

[💬 @s4shig]

THIS YEAR ENDS WITH ME WINNING

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇦🇷🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Ayotunde.Bello @Director_bello]

Till now, whenever people my age tell me they are getting married, i always think they are joking until the wedding day 🤣

[Mr.Page @mfc_mrpage]

Mark attendance if you are supporting Lionel Messi and Argentina today.

[Oyindamola @sheisoyin_]

If you miss a man, just text him.
He’ll probably say something to ruin that feeling for you immediately, then your eye will clear.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

“Why should we employ you?”

My foodstuff has finished, Sir

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[𝐒. @SheaShee]

I’m a repostaholic on TikTok.

[T|D|O @TDOlutayo]

I really want to stay locked in, searching for a new role that pays almost double what I earn presently. So help me God.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

[url ÿ @urly5k]

i’ve killed myself 46 times in my mind this month

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Dear God.
Pls show me how good it can get.🤲🏾

[tejaaa @thenggara]

buat para jobseeker, gue doain cepet dpt offering letter dari perusahaan green flag, gaji 2 digit, jobdesk jelas no rangkap, lingkungan ga toxic, cuti ga ribet, ada jenjang karier, jauh dari drama nepotisme & korupsi, bisa ibadah, pulang teng go. bonusan halalan ṭayyiban. aamiin