eva

no tech for genocide

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pride is all about pairing a tank top with the longest and least sexual jorts you own

[eva @sigilyphs]

@laIonding Now what is Ian looking at slide 2

[eva @sigilyphs]

@laIonding Gif (soft g) of happy cat

[eva @sigilyphs]

Allez allez allez allez Montreal ☹️

[eva @sigilyphs]

@dontblamejay Come back when you’ve fixed your atrocious downward dog form

[eva @sigilyphs]

I bought sandals and now I’m having more thoughts about my toes than I ever have in my life — why do they look like that

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Charlotte Bradley @fern_char]

definitely a human person. certainly not 100 pikmin piloting a bowl-shaped mech

[Ace 🦭 @heartincustody]

guy who hasnt turned his switch on in 6 months: wow why wont my switch charge faster

[dabida8️⃣7️⃣ “TONKA” @Dabida87]

They saying richmond the new nyc and dc the new la and tysons corner the new miami and union hill the new chicago

[eva @sigilyphs]

@delusionalherb Yes

[eva @sigilyphs]

Spock Star Trek is wasian as hell

[eva @sigilyphs]

I keep thinking “this recipe where you blend tofu into a bunch of other shit and can’t tell it’s there will be the one!” And it is never the one. And now I have to eat it. I have to eat it all

[eva @sigilyphs]

horrifying

[eva @sigilyphs]

@confusionm8trix I’ve done two interviews in that very parking lot. A noble place

[eva @sigilyphs]

Most romantic message I’ve ever sent

[eva @sigilyphs]

Sometimes talking to me is like you’re famous and I’m interviewing you for GQ

[eva @sigilyphs]

@wickershells First :7

[eva @sigilyphs]

Lunch outside SAVES LIVES! This feeling could be yours TODAY!